morgan
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So after the last week I'm ready to kill somebody
Fuck I've had a shitty week. I finally finish up with school and head back home for summer. The 3nd night home I find out the girl I've been with
the past few months was fucking a couple guys behind my back, one of whom was a good friend of mine. I call her out and she tries to lie to me about
it. When she finally fesses up to it she starts making all these excuses and tries to make herself look like the victim. In my first 2 days home I
was stung by wasps on 2 seperate occassions. I've been having to tear down and replace some old fence and cattle pens and in the process manged to
get poison ivy all over my arms. The other day I fucked up the gate to my property and ripped the license plate off my truck. Had to fix both. Went
to change the oil in my truck and wasn't paying attention and drained the transmission fluid instead. I found out after the fact that you have to
take the truck to the dealership to even check the transmission fluid so I had to get it towed in to get it filled back up. Finally got my truck back
today.
At this point I'm waiting for a midget to run up and kick me in the nuts.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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BDx13
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good god, man.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Dave
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fuck
next week will be better i'm sure
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jonnynewbreed
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not to sound insensitive but you should get back together with that girl and take out all your frustrations on her before you tell her to fuck off
again...it may make you feel better. I believe it's called a "hate fuck"
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Furly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
not to sound insensitive but you should get back together with that girl and take out all your frustrations on her before you tell her to fuck off
again...it may make you feel better. I believe it's called a "hate fuck" |
I second this.
Give her poison ivy on her cooch.
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morgan
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
not to sound insensitive but you should get back together with that girl and take out all your frustrations on her before you tell her to fuck off
again...it may make you feel better. I believe it's called a "hate fuck" |
I second this.
Give her poison ivy on her cooch. |
As much of a good idea as that sounds like I unfortunately told her to fuck off not long after I found out. So a good hate fucking is out of the
question.
And on a sencond note: Furly you're fucking awesome.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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Furly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by morgan
| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
not to sound insensitive but you should get back together with that girl and take out all your frustrations on her before you tell her to fuck off
again...it may make you feel better. I believe it's called a "hate fuck" |
I second this.
Give her poison ivy on her cooch. |
As much of a good idea as that sounds like I unfortunately told her to fuck off not long after I found out. So a good hate fucking is out of the
question.
And on a sencond note: Furly you're fucking awesome. |
Just cause you told her to fuck off dosn't mean she won't consider banging you again for old times sake, well, unless you suck in the sack that is.
And thank you much
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Furly
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ohh, and if a midget does try to kick you in the nuts, try to capture it. I hear they make great pets.
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jonnynewbreed
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
ohh, and if a midget does try to kick you in the nuts, try to capture it. I hear they make great pets. |
awesome. I heard Freddy Mercury used to strap mirrors on their heads to snort coke off of.
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clevohardcore
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
| Quote: | Originally posted by morgan
| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
not to sound insensitive but you should get back together with that girl and take out all your frustrations on her before you tell her to fuck off
again...it may make you feel better. I believe it's called a "hate fuck" |
I second this.
Give her poison ivy on her cooch. |
As much of a good idea as that sounds like I unfortunately told her to fuck off not long after I found out. So a good hate fucking is out of the
question.
And on a sencond note: Furly you're fucking awesome. |
Just cause you told her to fuck off dosn't mean she won't consider banging you again for old times sake, well, unless you suck in the sack that is.
And thank you much |
^^^^^^^^^ Ya bro, you could prolly still hit that puss and give the Ivy away. Then tell her the vag stinks compared to the girl you had last night.
Make her all paranoid.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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