XHonusWagnerX
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what would Nicole do to meet BonJovi?
This was a phone call on Howard Stern. Woman calls and wants to meet BonJovi, says she will do anythng so they put her to the test.....
She will:
take a cockroach tampon
Go to the world trade center with a sign saying "I love Osama Bin Laden"
Go to Hyannis Port with a sign saying "Ted Kennedy deserved brain cancer"
lick a tigers asshole
taste semen samples from all the Stern show guys & decide which tastes best
go to a childrens cancer ward & spit on terminal kids
eat the cooked leg of a 5 year old
She won't
be dropped into an active volcano
let Richard Christy put a booger in her vagina
let a mouse live in her vagina for an hour
fuck Artie
get pregnant, have an abortion at 4 months and eat the cooked fetus
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
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YOUR FRIEND,
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
This was a phone call on Howard Stern. Woman calls and wants to meet BonJovi, says she will do anythng so they put her to the test.....
She will:
take a cockroach tampon
Go to the world trade center with a sign saying "I love Osama Bin Laden"
Go to Hyannis Port with a sign saying "Ted Kennedy deserved brain cancer"
lick a tigers asshole
taste semen samples from all the Stern show guys & decide which tastes best
go to a childrens cancer ward & spit on terminal kids
eat the cooked leg of a 5 year old
She won't
be dropped into an active volcano
let Richard Christy put a booger in her vagina
let a mouse live in her vagina for an hour
fuck Artie
get pregnant, have an abortion at 4 months and eat the cooked fetus |
Now Stern should have her do some of these fucked up things and then not come thru on having her meet Bon Jovi.
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yeah, but would Bon Jovi want to meet her after she did that? PAINT MY HOUSE!!
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Wow, I'm usually real cool about shit, but some of that was pretty fuckin offensive. I am getting old. That is the reason I have never or never will
listen to Stern. He's a douche. Just my opinion, not an attack on any of his fans, to each their own.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Wow, I'm usually real cool about shit, but some of that was pretty fuckin offensive. I am getting old. That is the reason I have never or never will
listen to Stern. He's a douche. Just my opinion, not an attack on any of his fans, to each their own. |
^^^^^^^ Ya I agree. I'm come on some of that shit is plain sick. Not shocking anymore, but seriously sick.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
yeah, but would Bon Jovi want to meet her after she did that? PAINT MY HOUSE!! |
Hahahaha!
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i think stern is just fucking around with her to see what kind of a loser she really is just to meet some washed up has-bin 80's hair band. and
unless he's really gonna have her do one of those things, he more then showed she's a fucking dumb ass cunt.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by joemaconmovies
i think stern is just fucking around with her to see what kind of a loser she really is just to meet some washed up has-bin 80's hair band. and
unless he's really gonna have her do one of those things, he more then showed she's a fucking dumb ass cunt. |
He defintily wont have her do any of that stuff, it was all a joke.
Another one of the things that she said she WOULD do was sticking a Double A battery in her ass and try to smuggle it through the metal detectors at
the airport.
The conversation with Nicole about BonJovi staretd because last week they had a game with Tabitha Stevens (the porn star) to see what she would do to
come on the show again, because she cries (literally) when she isnt invited on the show at least every few months.
Anyway.... the list was a bunch of insane stuff and Tabitha said she would do a bunch of it. They did have her do one thing in the studio during the
game....
Gary came in and clipped his toenails. They put them on top of a cupcake. She ate the cupcake with the toenails. Yuck!
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Look, I know it was a joke. If he were to attempt any of this he would be arrested and so would the peoples hwo allowed it to happen. What I am saying
is that you let this careless attitude of joking go long enough and some moron somewhere will attempt it. Not saying it hasn't happened yet but
seriously I am getting old I guess and this stuff just isn't funny.
Nevermind me, I just can't ge the joke anymore I guess.
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Yeah, I definitely knew it was a "joke" but Stern is not funny to me. He has no good taste whatsoever, I know it's stick in the mud. If anyone thinks
spitting on terminally ill kids is a funny kind of topic, please step out into the street and walk into oncoming traffic. Again, not an attack on
anyone personally, I know plenty of people who dig him and his schtick, it just has no value to me.
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i'm not saying i find it hilarious. i guess i just found it more of a test of what a fucking idiot this nicole is. i dunno. i don't think a lot of
that shit is even illegal guys. some, yes. but most, i don't think so.
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He keeps me enterained most days and when Beetlejuice is on no matter how bad of a mood I am in he makes me laugh. I fuckin love Beetle!
I get what everyone is saying and it is totally a matter of taste in what you think is funny or not. But as far as the joke going on long enough and
someone actually trying that stuff, Im not to sure. If thats true than it could be said of everything from movies to videogames and even though there
are stupid people out there we can all suffer because someone dumb might do something dumb.
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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I hope this whore gets gang raped.
MM.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by metal mulisha
I hope this whore gets gang raped.
MM. |
ouch. little bit much man. she's just a dumb cunt. no need to gang rape her.
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huge stern fan here
have been since the first week in philly in 198whatever
i like him more now then i did then
this segment was goofy cuz i hate hearing airhead chicks talk about anything let alone meeting bon friggin jovi for christs sake
gang raped?
good lord M.M. relax yourself over there
go lift some weights and get that anger out hommie
you come at the king....you best not miss
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this was just posted on Howard TV, so i'll read all this later.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by metal mulisha
I hope this whore gets gang raped.
MM. |
I will disagree.... not for the reason of "Thats a little much." but for this reason....
LAST thing this world needs is a dumb cunt like that getting pregnant. 
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XnMeX
| Quote: | Originally posted by metal mulisha
I hope this whore gets gang raped.
MM. |
I will disagree.... not for the reason of "Thats a little much." but for this reason....
LAST thing this world needs is a dumb cunt like that getting pregnant.
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aaahahahahahhaah.
Have a good weekend buddy.
MM.
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