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jahovas witnesses
just tried to convert me.
i answered the door in shorts with my gut and tattoos and beard everywhere.
they were not taken aback at all.
she read the bible to me.
the one was kinda cute.
you come at the king....you best not miss
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they come to my house ALL the time to bring me the magazines. When I was laid off from work a few years ago they came and I answered the door and was
friendly so now they come back monthly and I cant bring myself to be rude. Once in a while Ill hide or not answer the door, but if I answer Im
friendly.... I just made sure to NEVER LET THEM IN THE HOUSE!
I've answered the door in boxershorts, Venom 'Welcome to Hell' shirt, you name it... nothing phases them!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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she asked me if i thought it was amazing that a black man, a woman, and the oldest guy ever is running for office.
i said "yeah its sumthin alright"
she said jahovas have no political opinions and dont vote.
i called her "hon" the whole time we were talking.
then she commented on the flower boxes out front of my house........
"oh, are you into the earth and growing things?"
me.......
"ummmmm no its all weeds"
both of them laugh
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gavin
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yeah im always nice to them
im only rude to people who knock and ask for money
at least these fools are trying to save my soul
you come at the king....you best not miss
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I have a no soliciting sign on my door and get salesmen (religious and otherwise) knocking all the time. It's my license to be rude as fuck! I have
gotten downright nasty sometimes based on my mood at the moment. My wife hates it, she tells me not to answer the door at all, but it's the little
things in life ya know?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
I have a no soliciting sign on my door and get salesmen (religious and otherwise) knocking all the time. It's my license to be rude as fuck! I have
gotten downright nasty sometimes based on my mood at the moment. My wife hates it, she tells me not to answer the door at all, but it's the little
things in life ya know? |
word
ive been flat out hostile to people asking for money
my wife rolls her eyes and tells me to sit down and behave
you come at the king....you best not miss
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
I have a no soliciting sign on my door and get salesmen (religious and otherwise) knocking all the time. It's my license to be rude as fuck! I have
gotten downright nasty sometimes based on my mood at the moment. My wife hates it, she tells me not to answer the door at all, but it's the little
things in life ya know? |
Im rude to the people that call trying to sell or ask for something. I guess I cant bring myself to do it face to face.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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upyerbum
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Some guy was trying to sell me something (we never got that far), I open the door, and this guy I've never seen or met before says "Hey, big guy" (I
was wearing a wifebeater with my tats hangin' out), I must have looked at him weird cuz he just stands there saying nothing, so I closed the door and
went back to watching TV.
If you don't know me don't knock on my door, unless you actually need immediate assistance in the medical or "there's a maniac trying to kill me" sort
of vein.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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ug, i HATE when people i don't know call me big guy. like, we've established some kind of bond now that you've recognized I'm bigger than you.
the only people we get commin' door to door out here in amish country are the local kids raising money for whatever... school, sports, theater club,
whatever. i give 'em two bucks and i get an overpriced candy bar.
been on the do not call list for some time, so we never get telemarketers.
eliminating those annoyances have played a big role in calming me down.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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i got called "old head" not too long ago
yes it was by a black dude
yes i ignored him after
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We often have the front door open and the glass door shut. I have a boxer/pit that is ALWAYS staring out of that glass window. That helps. He's
brown with black tiger stripes.
When one sneaks through, I walk up to the door give them the "hey what's up" nod and then shut the door. Fuck 'em.
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i ignore the bell when i donīt await anyone.so i donīt have trouble with anybody at all.my friends call me before they come.
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I used to be rude to the bible pushers, I guess that got old.
Now I just tell them I'm not interested, but maybe my friend Dan (long haired metalhead covered in tattoos who drinks beer at 8-9 in the AM since he's
a 3rd shifter). He's a lot nicer than I at getting rid of people and lives the next door over.
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Okay, I just remembered another time. My daughter had just been born and we had just purchased a house. This African fellow, I think he was a foreign
student at one of the universities, comes walking over asking if we want to buy something or other, but his whole selling point was you get a free
baby album for signing up for whatever it was. He of course saw my wife holding our weeks old baby, and thought he could convince us. I say No thanks,
not interested and turn to head in the house. Again he starts up with the pitch, and now he is hanging over MY fence.
I turn around, and politely as I can, because some of my new neighbors are out and about, say, I said, no thank you. Well this African fellow, who
apparently had no idea how things work in Dartmouth (pushy and rude will generally get you punched), says, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to her.
So now I'm starting to get really pissed, I say WHAT? he repeats his previous comment to which I reply, Get off my fence and off my property (this was
the firat time I ever used the term "my property"). This insolent little prick says, I can stand whereever I want, so I open my gate and start headin'
for him, he starts backing off, saying something along the lines of you can't touch me, then turns and runs, I gave chase for about half a block
yelling that I better not see him around my fucking neighborhood again, and he's yelling he's gonna' call the cops, I turn to head back to my house
and there's about 7 or 8 of my new neighbors checking out the scene.
That was my welcome to the neighborhood. That guy really pissed me off though.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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My supervisor is a JW.
He is warped and extremely brainwashed.
He gave us a speach about "wasting the seed" ie: pulling out / BJs etc. and how such things are not moral and stuff and which passages in the bible
talk about it.
I told him he was nuts and one could interpret things to mean anything if they felt the need to.
He converted maybe 2 years ago.
Ever since, he's been ....uh.....a bit odd.
Some of us feel it was a cover up of some highly possible homosexual tendencies he seems to have.
My dad squirted a door to door preacher with the garden hose when I was a kid.
He was washing his car and didn't want to be bothered.
My dad is a grumpy guy by nature and has some social interaction issues.
They kept bothering him and wouldn't leave.
Squirt.
They left.
I haven't seen door to door preachers in years. Nobody comes around any more.
I could use some girl scout cookies too.....
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
My supervisor is a JW.
He gave us a speach about "wasting the seed" ie: pulling out / BJs etc. and how such things are not moral and stuff and which passages in the bible
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sue your employer for mental distress and intimidation.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Okay, I just remembered another time. My daughter had just been born and we had just purchased a house. This African fellow, I think he was a foreign
student at one of the universities, comes walking over asking if we want to buy something or other, but his whole selling point was you get a free
baby album for signing up for whatever it was. He of course saw my wife holding our weeks old baby, and thought he could convince us. I say No thanks,
not interested and turn to head in the house. Again he starts up with the pitch, and now he is hanging over MY fence.
I turn around, and politely as I can, because some of my new neighbors are out and about, say, I said, no thank you. Well this African fellow, who
apparently had no idea how things work in Dartmouth (pushy and rude will generally get you punched), says, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to her.
So now I'm starting to get really pissed, I say WHAT? he repeats his previous comment to which I reply, Get off my fence and off my property (this was
the firat time I ever used the term "my property"). This insolent little prick says, I can stand whereever I want, so I open my gate and start headin'
for him, he starts backing off, saying something along the lines of you can't touch me, then turns and runs, I gave chase for about half a block
yelling that I better not see him around my fucking neighborhood again, and he's yelling he's gonna' call the cops, I turn to head back to my house
and there's about 7 or 8 of my new neighbors checking out the scene.
That was my welcome to the neighborhood. That guy really pissed me off though. |
So, do the neighbors love you for what you did or hate you for what you did? I can see it going either way.
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As for me, there are no good stories... I might try to say "no thanks" once, but then I turn around, shut and lock the door, and walk away. End of
story.
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I look out the peep hole and if I don't know who it is I ignore them.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by random
So, do the neighbors love you for what you did or hate you for what you did? I can see it going either way. |
I don't know, those guys haven't been back though. And I've done a lot of work on my property, I do a little at a time, when I got the cash, but a
little at a time adds up after a couple years.
So basically I'm a good neighbour, in that I mind my own business and don't fuck with people. And if someone's causing a ruckus I'm outside to tell
them to move along, so I don't think they hate me. After 5 years, I think they see the advantage of having a skinhead in the neighborhood.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
After 5 years, I think they see the advantage of having a skinhead in the neighborhood. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome!
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This thread is cracking me up. I'm a genuinally distrustfull person, and like Juan's dad I have some social issues so I rarely even answer the door.
Plus I have a pitbull that sits and suns himself in the bay window, he looks like a cow an is a pretty good distraction, however if someone knocks on
the door or rings the bell he goes fucking balistic.
\"Leave the gun....take the canolis.\"
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
just tried to convert me.
i answered the door in shorts with my gut and tattoos and beard everywhere.
they were not taken aback at all.
she read the bible to me.
the one was kinda cute. |
i woulda hit on the kinda cute one
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
yeah im always nice to them
im only rude to people who knock and ask for money
at least these fools are trying to save my soul |
Actually surprised to see you say that.
And I have answered the doors for jahovas and yes I have been very, very rude. I can't stand people trying to get others to convert to their
religion. FUCK YOU, if I want to follow your doctrine I'll do it on my own and on my terms.
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My pitbull Ilsa barks like a girl and looks too cute to be intimidating......
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