gavin
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the past few weeks
someone has been going through my trash late at night and fucking it all up so it has to be rebagged in the morning
i will be waiting for him this coming tuesday night
all night if i have to
its gonna be ugly
you come at the king....you best not miss
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oh man, that shit drives me crazy.
when we lived in brooklyn, it was the same 50 y/o homeless guy coming around every week. he'd take the trash bags out, rip them open in our yard (not
really a yard... more of an entrance/stoop/sidewalk thing), spread out our shit, take what he wanted, then LEAVE THE REST THERE.
after a few times, i caught him in the act and confronted him. there was definitely a little bit of crazy involved on his part, so i didn't get
physical, but i definitely went out strong and loud. basically, i told him i didn't care if he wanted to go through our trash - if he can find
something he needs, then more power to him - but that he needed to clean up after or we'd have a problem.
fortunately, we never had a problem.
(one of our neighbors even asked, "how come he cleans up your yard, but no one else's?" hahaha!!)
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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gavin
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i agree
i dont give a shit what he takes
but dont make me rebag every god damn thing cuz you ripped open the bags and left the shit there
im gonna smash this dude
you come at the king....you best not miss
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Its illegal to go through someones trash right?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
(one of our neighbors even asked, "how come he cleans up your yard, but no one else's?" hahaha!!) |
hahaha
man, I hear you guys, that sucks, it happens in my house, but in my case, it's not homeless person, but like 10 fucking cats that come around looking
for food and fuck all the garbage bags open, a woman who lives next to me is like the crazy old lady from the simpsons, she feeds every fucking cat
she sees around and then they always come back for more and start messing with other people's garbage, I've complained, but the cats aren't actually
hers, so is pretty much useless because she doesn't keep them in the house, but I know some way, some how, she's still feeding them because they keep
coming, I've done everything, even used some kind of repelent spray against cats, but that shit got expensive, I think I need a dog or something... I
have even though about going Godfather-Jack Woltz on her and putting a bloody cat head under her sheets... those cats are driving me crazy, I have to
keep the bags inside and then run to get them out when the gargabe truck comes...
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have the hammer ready Geoff.
go for the knees.
don't kill him though.
that's messier to clean up.
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Fuck him up Geoff.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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don't tase me, bro!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
don't tase me, bro! |
LOL!
it'd be sweet if you could record it.
too bad there's no audio/video fo BD's story.
| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
(one of our neighbors even asked, "how come he cleans up your yard, but no one else's?" hahaha!!) |
that shit is classic.
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right? nevermind i'm 6'4", 275 and moderately tattooed...i'm the only one that ever talked to the guy!
looking forward to geoff's update today.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Its illegal to go through someones trash right? |
I think once it's on the curb it's a free for all.
If it's still on a porch, next to the house or where ever they have to come on the property to get it it's stealing.
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you sure its not some animal getting into the trash bags to get food?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Lucabrasi
you sure its not some animal getting into the trash bags to get food? |
yeah
esp. since he is taking anything close to being of some sort of worth
you come at the king....you best not miss
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BDx13
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update!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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gavin
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nuthin yet
it wont go down until tuesday night
then the smashing begins
you come at the king....you best not miss
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| Quote: | Originally posted by xChino_Martinezx
it happens in my house, but in my case, it's not homeless person, but like 10 fucking cats that come around looking for food and fuck all the garbage
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we have this problem on my estate (or 'project' as you guys call them in the US) but it's fucking FOXES!
they run wild all over London and just love to rip open people's rubbish.
Check out the noise they make...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qURcWYGX4Qc
sounds like little kids being murdered and used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid.
i used to think someone was getting killed in my back yard!
Other than that they're kinda cool.
If you walk down the street and one of them spots you, they don't run they just stand still and kinda stare you down.
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that's some ugly sound for sure, haha, no wonder why it scared you when you were a kid, it really sounds like if someone was being attacked...
probably, the guy fucking up Geoff's trash will scream like that when Geoff gets him...
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it may be "the mouse" and his roadies
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