Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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A limrick for you
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Siczine.com
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Registered: 9-6-2005
Location: Philly
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"Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin"
hahaha that's grimey
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moron
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There once was a man from Sydney
Who put it in up to her kidney
But a man from Quebec
Put it up to her neck
He had a big one, didn't he?
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SS76
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there once was a cheapskate named dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
the stiff was missing a tit
and smelled like shit
but think of the money dave saved!
Silence is golden but violence is platinum. |
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xChino_Martinezx
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Registered: 3-6-2006
Location: Panama, Panama
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Mood: not waving, drowning
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Shootingscars
there once was a cheapskate named dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
the stiff was missing a tit
and smelled like shit
but think of the money dave saved! |
hahaha
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