Furly
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and this is what makes me an asshole today.
I bought a new shit box for my cat. It's one of those that looks kinda like an igloo with a little plastic door that the cat should be able to push it
opened, go in, and push it the other way to get out.
so I pick up the cat and shove her fat ass threw this little door so she sees what's going on in there. of course the little door shuts. So she's
looking threw it at me wondering why i put her in there. Now, the cats no idiot, I assume she'll figure out how to get out. But no, she's still inside
looking at me.
I give it a minute, go pee, come back, the cats still inside. Looking at me. A few more minutes pass, perhaps a total of 7-8.
That's when I finally realize the door is busted and won't swing outward. So yeah, my cat think's I'm an asshole, when infact, I'm an idiot.
I'm going out tonight, I assume I'll come home to find she pooped on my pillow.
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BDx13
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hahahaahahaaa...good stuff.
i needed a good laugh.
thank you.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DAK
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That's fuckin hilarious.
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defstarsteve
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try taking the door off and reversing it...
mine did the same thing...
till I switched it...
but then about once a week the door falls off inside the box...ewwww
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Furly
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I just ripped the door off. I don't think she'll use it if the door is on it now. maybe i'll try putting it back on in a few days when I know she's
used to the box.
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JawnDiablo
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ok
my cat did the opposite.
we got him one of them igloo things and he couldnt figure it out
i even stuck his snoot though the door and he ran away
we came home from work and he pissed on the bathroom floor and shat behind a chair in the living room.
bad day for the cat.
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