REV.PAULIE
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why i like drunk people...
it's not for their breath...or,their attempts at being witty/charming/sensitive/tough/understanding,et al...
it's because they lose shit.
'found me an iPhone in the gutter in front of my bar,last night.
my old bass player works for Apple at the main chocalate factory in Cali...at&t,like me...'gonna get this bitch running...
then,i'll be cool...like all the cool kids...they STILL won't talk to me,but i can at least look stylish when i converse with my imaginary
friends...you'd be surprised at how trendy THEY can get...sheesh!
and $20 bucks in the cash machine,as well...i know why they're called "cash machines",now...everytime i look in one - there's CASH!
fuck getting a bank account,yo...
just follow drunk-ass white boys...
great joke:
how do you know when someone has an iPhone"
THEY TELL YOU.
rev.pb
Will learn to Tap Dance,eventually...Will have you broads Hula,definitely...Trust me,you'll see.
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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"great joke:
how do you know when someone has an iPhone"
THEY TELL YOU. "
^^^^^ That is like a Chris Rock. It's funny AND it's true.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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REV.PAULIE
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i can't believe i misspelled CHOCOLATE.
sorry,oh bretheren of the gut...
rev.pb
Will learn to Tap Dance,eventually...Will have you broads Hula,definitely...Trust me,you'll see.
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Discipline
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Cell phones are evil.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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I haven't found any cool shit in a while.
An I Phone is an excellent find Paul.
I doubt I'd ever use half the crap it does, but I could sell it.
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Mickey
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You must be working at one of them fancy bars hahaha.
I'm ok with people not liking me
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REV.PAULIE
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we aint got plastic monkeys or bamboo umbrellas...much to my chagrin.
rev.pb
Will learn to Tap Dance,eventually...Will have you broads Hula,definitely...Trust me,you'll see.
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upyerbum
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I used to find all kinds of shit along the front of the bar after closing, people pulling money out of their pockets, spilling shit all over the
floor.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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JawnDiablo
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back in the day a friend of mine had this job working security at some club in philly.
it was kinda his job to confiscate drugs.
which always made for a great time at practice.
man them were the days.
i get ill just lookin at the shit now...
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HA!
same when i worked security at raves in bmore/dc.
it was part of the job to confiscate contraband.
i never touched the stuff, so i had no need for it.
there was a bonus for handing it in.
a big one.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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