I can't say that I've ever tried particularly hard.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
So, we have come full circle again to poo. I'm not sure how long it took this time.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
Originally posted by Discipline
Ask her if she'll give you a blumpkin. If she doesn't run away screaming, she's a keeper.
And if you ask... and she does it... and you videotape it... it is guaranteed that someone on the Thorp board will find the video, post the link, and
fail to describe the video, so that only half of us are retarded enough to click on it.
But it still won't be as bad as the guy with the pickle jar.
Is it bad that I laughed knowing that thanks to me that image has been permanently burned into someone's mind?
Okay.. now I'm actually curious.
BD- are you really going to try this? I live with a penis haver but I can't imagine the reaction I would get if I asked this.
is there a female version of the blumpkin? Why are these things always male dominated? I'm sure I could think of something horribly depraved to do
with my genitals too.
Originally posted by Enyo
Okay.. now I'm actually curious.
BD- are you really going to try this? I live with a penis haver but I can't imagine the reaction I would get if I asked this.
is there a female version of the blumpkin? Why are these things always male dominated? I'm sure I could think of something horribly depraved to do
with my genitals too.
So I was having coffee with a friend of mine who use to be a pro, I always enjoy her stories of the streets, so I asked her if she's ever given a
blumpkin, she had never been asked or know anyone that has.
But she did get paid to have a guy wash her hair, french braid it, cum in it, then wash and braid it again. Easy $50 made!
And she had a guy that used to buy tons of coke, smoke it and blow it in her ass. $100 and coke!!!
Originally posted by Furly
So I was having coffee with a friend of mine who use to be a pro, I always enjoy her stories of the streets, so I asked her if she's ever given a
blumpkin, she had never been asked or know anyone that has.
But she did get paid to have a guy wash her hair, french braid it, cum in it, then wash and braid it again. Easy $50 made!
And she had a guy that used to buy tons of coke, smoke it and blow it in her ass. $100 and coke!!!
Damn she was getting ripped off!
I have a friend who is still doing fetish work and she makes $400 to smoke in front of this guy while he jerks off. Another guy pays $250 for her to
take his temp rectally several times over an hour or so.
Originally posted by Furly
So I was having coffee with a friend of mine who use to be a pro, I always enjoy her stories of the streets, so I asked her if she's ever given a
blumpkin, she had never been asked or know anyone that has.
But she did get paid to have a guy wash her hair, french braid it, cum in it, then wash and braid it again. Easy $50 made!
And she had a guy that used to buy tons of coke, smoke it and blow it in her ass. $100 and coke!!!
Damn she was getting ripped off!
I have a friend who is still doing fetish work and she makes $400 to smoke in front of this guy while he jerks off. Another guy pays $250 for her to
take his temp rectally several times over an hour or so.
This girl isn't that high class. She was your typical crack whore who did almost anything for a few bucks. They're a dime a dozen around here, what
you won't do for $50 someone else would do for $30.