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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 12:03 AM


speaking of blumpkins, are there any penis havers here who have been able to maintain an erection while moving their bowels?
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 12:04 AM


I can't say that I've ever tried particularly hard.



Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 12:05 AM


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speaking of blumpkins, are there any penis havers here who have been able to maintain an erection while moving their bowels?


What exactly would be the point?

ps- I'm sure there are... Scat videos, anyone?
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 12:07 AM


my point is that i think the blumpkin is comedic urban legend.
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 12:07 AM


So, we have come full circle again to poo. I'm not sure how long it took this time. :freak:



Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 01:30 AM


It always comes back to poo doesn't it?

Erections while moving the bowels... I could never, I always have to piss when I shit. I concentrate real hard to lose the wood in those situations.




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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 01:33 AM


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Ask her if she'll give you a blumpkin. If she doesn't run away screaming, she's a keeper.


And if you ask... and she does it... and you videotape it... it is guaranteed that someone on the Thorp board will find the video, post the link, and fail to describe the video, so that only half of us are retarded enough to click on it.

But it still won't be as bad as the guy with the pickle jar.


Is it bad that I laughed knowing that thanks to me that image has been permanently burned into someone's mind?:smilegrin:




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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 01:34 AM


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speaking of blumpkins, are there any penis havers here who have been able to maintain an erection while moving their bowels?


it seems you've thrown down the gauntlet, sir!





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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 02:05 AM


Okay.. now I'm actually curious.
BD- are you really going to try this? I live with a penis haver but I can't imagine the reaction I would get if I asked this.

is there a female version of the blumpkin? Why are these things always male dominated? I'm sure I could think of something horribly depraved to do with my genitals too.
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 02:11 AM


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Okay.. now I'm actually curious.
BD- are you really going to try this? I live with a penis haver but I can't imagine the reaction I would get if I asked this.

is there a female version of the blumpkin? Why are these things always male dominated? I'm sure I could think of something horribly depraved to do with my genitals too.


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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 02:15 PM


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Ask and ye shall receive


You naughty naughty boy.
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[*] posted on 12-17-2008 at 04:21 PM


:baddevil:



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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 12:25 AM


Anal.
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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 07:27 AM






Will learn to Tap Dance,eventually...Will have you broads Hula,definitely...Trust me,you'll see.
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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 08:29 AM


Here's the video Paulie was trying to post: http://www.youtube.com/v/QcYS7Q9LzWY&hl



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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 12:56 PM


So I was having coffee with a friend of mine who use to be a pro, I always enjoy her stories of the streets, so I asked her if she's ever given a blumpkin, she had never been asked or know anyone that has.

But she did get paid to have a guy wash her hair, french braid it, cum in it, then wash and braid it again. Easy $50 made!

And she had a guy that used to buy tons of coke, smoke it and blow it in her ass. $100 and coke!!!




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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 01:26 PM


^ ...she told me that was out little secret!




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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 01:43 PM


I know all your little secrets.



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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 03:41 PM


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So I was having coffee with a friend of mine who use to be a pro, I always enjoy her stories of the streets, so I asked her if she's ever given a blumpkin, she had never been asked or know anyone that has.

But she did get paid to have a guy wash her hair, french braid it, cum in it, then wash and braid it again. Easy $50 made!

And she had a guy that used to buy tons of coke, smoke it and blow it in her ass. $100 and coke!!!


Damn she was getting ripped off!

I have a friend who is still doing fetish work and she makes $400 to smoke in front of this guy while he jerks off. Another guy pays $250 for her to take his temp rectally several times over an hour or so.
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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 03:48 PM


what can i say...i'm a good negotiator!




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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 06:03 PM


^Whatever Mr. pee pee.:tumble:
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[*] posted on 12-18-2008 at 08:50 PM


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So I was having coffee with a friend of mine who use to be a pro, I always enjoy her stories of the streets, so I asked her if she's ever given a blumpkin, she had never been asked or know anyone that has.

But she did get paid to have a guy wash her hair, french braid it, cum in it, then wash and braid it again. Easy $50 made!

And she had a guy that used to buy tons of coke, smoke it and blow it in her ass. $100 and coke!!!


Damn she was getting ripped off!

I have a friend who is still doing fetish work and she makes $400 to smoke in front of this guy while he jerks off. Another guy pays $250 for her to take his temp rectally several times over an hour or so.



This girl isn't that high class. She was your typical crack whore who did almost anything for a few bucks. They're a dime a dozen around here, what you won't do for $50 someone else would do for $30.

On the bright side, she is now 13 years clean.




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