Discipline
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Crazy people
My mom has told me about a crazy lady that lices a few houses down, but today was the first time I've seen her since moving in here. I was walking
back from getting my mail and saw her in her garage, vacuuming. The entire inside of the garage, ceiling included, is painted like a forest and she
has fake plants and shit in there. She was vacuuming the whole garage, including the ceiling. Apparently she also likes to vacuum her driveway and
the street infron of her house for cigarette butts and small bits of gravel and rocks.
Apparently she also likes to tell people, within the first five minutes of meeting them, about how her husband of 30 years publicly dumped her in
front of a hiking group they were a part of. She said he dumped her in front of everybody and then got in their car and left her there, so she had to
bum a ride home from another member of the group.
The stories about this woman go on and on. The general concensus in the complex is that she's a few bricks short of a load.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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sounds like you might need to introduce yourself next time you see her out!
just remember to bring a chair and a drink.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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newbreedbrian
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yup, crazy people are entertaining. it's true.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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DaveMoral
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I hope one day to either be a crazy old man, or at least an eccentric old man.
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Discipline
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I'd like to be the old guy who sits on his porch with a shotgun drinking whiskey and yelling at people.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Enyo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
I'd like to be the old guy who sits on his porch with a shotgun drinking whiskey and yelling at people. |
I thought you were already that guy. 
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barc0debaby
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