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how to know you've lost your edge
The following conversation happened to me today.
Her: "Where are you from?"
Me: "The US."
Her: "Do you know who the Backstreet Boys are?"
Me (confused): "Yes."
Her: "Do you know who Brian is?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Oh. He's one of them. You look just like him."
Me: "I'm not sure if I should be offended."
Her: "Oh." (walks away)
First, I clearly have no game. Second, all I have to say is this... I look like MM with less tattoos and slightly more facial hair. So, uh... yeah.
How the mighty have fallen. 
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upyerbum
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I got pulled over at a stopcheck last year and this young cop kept looking at me weird, and I'm thinking, fucking great here we go, and he walks over
and asks me if I was on Canadian Idol. I have no idea what that was about.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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franklo
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Waiting for the bus -this homie stops and says"you look like
the singer for p.o.d".Me in a sarcastic tone"thanks for the insult". -Frankl
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Furly
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When I was in Vegas I was asked if I was Kelly Osbourne.
I said yes, the dude wanted to take a picture with me, I told him $10.
He said no way, and asked if he could atleast get a little kiss on the cheek.
I told him to piss off.
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upyerbum
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He probably still thinks you're Kelly Osbourne.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Furly
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Location: right next door to hell
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I even tried to fake the accent. it was pretty funny. I hope he does, I should have taken the picture so he could show his buds and they could tell
him he's an idiot.
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