CR83
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I farted on a priest at the grocery store today
Total accident. I was looking for a delicious CLIF bar and he happened to be walking behind me just as I let one go. It was a real hot one too.
Man, totally sucks. I have a game tonight and it's Lent. Double Wammy.
Sorry Father.
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BDx13
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"Forgive me Father, for I have wind."
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Furly
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DaveMoral
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You, you're going to hell man.
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JawnDiablo
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i fart at people at work
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XHonusWagnerX
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uh oh.... you're in trouble!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Enyo
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I'm pretty sure that's a mortal sin. Say 5 hail marys and 3 our fathers and ye shall be absolved. go in peace.
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CR83
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I think it was good luck. My hockey team won 9-0 last night and the other team has decided to fold. I had a very successful game too. Maybe there's
something in the priest farting thing. I have a tournament in KC next weekend. I'm sure I can find a priest in KC right?
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