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Funniest site I've read in a long time
"Katie Holmes vagina must be like a magical box of wishes, cause Tom Cruise has lost his fuckin mind. I?m sure he could probably act more bat-shit
crazy that he has been, but I?ll be dammed if I can think of how."
- http://www.thesuperficial.com
This site is a little slow, but it has some of the funniest entertainment and celebrity commentary I have ever read. And I don't even like celebrity
and entertainment commentary.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Strippers are good for many things. Many many many things. Many many many many many things. But generally not as a character witness in a sex-related
trial. Being referred to as the best behaved client at a strip club is like being referred to as the most-huggable Kodiak bear. I support girls being
anything they want to be, especially if they want to be skinny bi-sexual whores, but I?m not sure if I?m a big champion of them being the deciding
factor in whether or not I do jail time.
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thedog
Posting Freak
Posts: 1572
Registered: 5-14-2004
Location: Jersey
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Mood: Deals Gone Bad
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site is pretty funny
\"thank you very little\"
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Scarlett Johansson needs to think harder
Permalink | Monday - June 13, 2005
According to a story on Glamour UK, ?Scarlett Johansson says her ultimate fantasy would be having sex in the back seat of a car ? ?I do think having
sex in a car is sexy. If I were in a really raunchy frame of mind and thinking of doing something crazy and kinky and sexy, the back seat would be
it.?
I haven?t gotten around to having sex with Scarlett Johansson yet, I?ve been pretty busy, but I?ve always assumed it was gonna be pretty hot. Now I?m
not so sure. Scarlett needs to get a computer, cause the back-seat fantasy died in the 1950?s once people figured out what porn was and it was only
exciting in the first place cause drive-in movies led you to believe you might get attacked by a monster. If her ultimate deviant fantasy is sex in
the back seat, I might bring a magazine or something cause I?m gonna get pretty bored pretty fast. Unless the back seat is filled with 10 other models
and a saddle and some cowgirl hats. And a little something called the ?Mr. T Power Fist.? Although I?m gonna need a AC outlet and a surge suppressor
for that one.
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If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
Posts: 1547
Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
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Mood: Fuck U All
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hahaha good stuff! duane.. how do you find this shit?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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i don't spend much time "surfin' the net", but i have a lot of goofy friends that are always emailing me shit. some of it i check out, some of it i
post up here. i have been reading thesuperficial somewhat regularly since i discovered it, though.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
Posts: 12937
Registered: 9-19-2004
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Mood: Sick Of It All, Youth Of Today
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That site is pretty funny. That Lohan chick is fucking hot.
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^^ correction. that lohan chick WAS fucking hot. now, as the author suggests, she looks like a "crack addicted skeleton". too bad about that
healthy chest she had.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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KyleOz
* CHOPS OF DOOM *
Posts: 826
Registered: 5-13-2003
Location: Middletown, New York
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| Quote: | Jack White secretly married Karen Elson yesterday in Brazil after a five week romance with the model. A lot of people are speculating this is all some
lame publicity stunt, but I'm a firm believer that you can find love in only five weeks. Wait, did I say "love"? I meant sex. Anal sex. With
prostitutes.
From Thailand.
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hahahahaha
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Killthehumans
Senior Member
Posts: 597
Registered: 12-1-2004
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Mood: simon and garfunkal
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Cruise lost his mind when he became a scinetologist...that is one fucked up cult....they beleive all humans used to be gods and we locked away our
powers. TO get them back we have to cleanse our souls and become scientologists. To get powers back you basiccally give cash to the organization.
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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Paris Hilton is delusional
Tuesday - July 05, 2005
According to Hello magazine, Paris Hilton wants to host her wedding ceremony in London at St Paul's Cathedral, Westminster Abbey or Windsor Castle,
and sees no reason why the royal family shouldn't let her except for the fact that only British royals or heads of state can marry in the historical
venues.
"I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway," she said. Hilton has written to Prince Charles, begging for permission to hold her dream day at
one of the venues."
Somebody should explain to Paris that walking around Los Angeles in a tiara doesn't automatically make you royalty. In fact, wearing a fake crown and
pretending you're a princess actually makes you the opposite of royalty. And I'm not sure what the opposite of royalty is, but I believe it's
something along the lines of a walking vagina shaped like a mantis.
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
Posts: 1547
Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
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Paris Hilton is delusional
Tuesday - July 05, 2005
According to Hello magazine, Paris Hilton wants to host her wedding ceremony in London at St Paul's Cathedral, Westminster Abbey or Windsor Castle,
and sees no reason why the royal family shouldn't let her except for the fact that only British royals or heads of state can marry in the historical
venues.
"I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway," she said. Hilton has written to Prince Charles, begging for permission to hold her dream day at
one of the venues."
Somebody should explain to Paris that walking around Los Angeles in a tiara doesn't automatically make you royalty. In fact, wearing a fake crown and
pretending you're a princess actually makes you the opposite of royalty. And I'm not sure what the opposite of royalty is, but I believe it's
something along the lines of a walking vagina shaped like a mantis.
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That bitch is looney
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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I fucking hate that Hilton cunt so fucking much that words can't describe. She and all those like her need to be fucking killed. Seriously. I would
love to see her die a painful death and then go take a giant smelly beer shit on her fucking grave. People like her are a good example of what's
wrong with the world today.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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