RomanticViolence
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Nasty Stuff
If forced to make a decision, Which one would you rather clean up?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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BDx13
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don't matter. that's why mops have long handles.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Big Ugly
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I had a job a few years back where I had to clean up some of the nastiest stuff you could possibly imagine. So it doesn't really matter to me, I've
done it all.
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tireironsaint
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I've done both at different jobs. When I was right outta High School I worked at this place that was like a Chuck E. Cheese rip off, so we had plenty
of little kid puke to clean up. Later I worked at a 7-11 and this grown man came running into the store, stopped at the counter while looking around
frantically and then made a mad dash for the restroom. I noticed a foul stench so I looked in front of the counter where he stopped for a second and
noticed the beginning of a trail of turds going all the way back to the restroom. Fortunately, I was training a new employee that night, so he got his
initiation into the company the hard way. While he cleaned up the floor, the guy came tearing outta the restroom wearing nothing but a t-shirt that he
was pulling down with both hands to cover his bare ass. He went tearing out the door and ran down the street at full tilt. It was funny until I
realized that meant he must have left his shit caked clothes in the restroom. I went back there and he actually had them thrown into our mop sink.
People are fucking disgusting creatures, y'know?
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BDx13
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Ive heard from friends who work retail that people often use the changing room as a toilet. i mean leaving full on bombs in the corner, then tossing
a pile of clothes on top.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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clevohardcore
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Hell ya! I worked at Dillards clothing store and this motherfucker took a massive shit in the changing room during christmas. Not only did he shit
butt hey pissed all over the walls and the carpets. It stank soo bad.
Also back at that store one time this chick ya chick shit inside a piece of clothing and balled it up. When the lady wnet into there to get the
clothing left behind she grabbed the shit. They said it stunk but had no idea why?
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Big Ugly
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I used to work at McDonalds so I've cleaned up everything and lots of it. One of the worst was some broad pulled out her bloody tampon and wrote
"HI!" on the wall and stuck the tampon next to it. Another time a guy overflowed the toilet in a gig way and there was diareha all over the floor and
I had to stand in for half an hour before I finally managed to unclog the toilet. Somebody had stuffed a lot of drink lids in the toilet so it didn't
take much to plug.
My favorite was about 4-5 years ago I was in a hardware store in the plumbing section and saw a father and his 2 kids using the dispaly toilets. I
pointed it to the guy working there and he chased them off although they didn't seem to understand why he was mad. He said that "middle eastern
types" are constantly doing that. I don't know if that's true but when I saw the same thing in the Jackass movie it made me laugh even harder.
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GOLD GRILL
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Dude, I worked at a Jackshack motherfuckers. For those of you not in the know, jackshacks are an American Hallmark for the more degenerative of the
population. its a place where you can pay five dollars to sit in a room and watch gay or strait or transvestie porn and wack off for as long as you
want. Apparently many of the patrons felt that they could also jizz, urinate, and even defiacate whereever they wanted as well. I had the amazing
job of cleaning the facilities twice a week on the graveyard shift. You'd be surprized how much damage could be done in a 24 hour period. It's nutz.
I'm thinking about writing a book about that place. Pridekills bitch. GABE
I just can\'t seem to STAND STILL
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Big Ugly
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So you were a jizzmopper.
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newbreedbrian
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cumsponge?
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GOLD GRILL
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yeah bitch, jizzmopper, and I got a way better job (offshore technician) and passed the job onto our guitarist Chris. We use a mop not a sponge.
I just can\'t seem to STAND STILL
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by GOLD GRILL
yeah bitch, jizzmopper, and I got a way better job (offshore technician) and passed the job onto our guitarist Chris. We use a mop not a sponge.
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This is awesome. i will never bitch about my job again
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Discipline
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Once you've cleaned shit, puke, and menstrual blood all in the same shift, not much can bother you after that.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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jonnynewbreed
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I work in a bar. I've cleaned up puke more times than I can remember. Once this woman came in at around 10pm with a shit load of her friends. She
was middle aged. She puked on the table she was sitting at (and i don't work at some draft bar it's a nice place) and her friends expected me to
clean it up.
I said " You brought her in here knowing full well she was hammered you're cleaning her puke up not me, not go get the fucking mop."
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JawnDiablo
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i'm so fuckin glad I don't have to work amongst bodily fluids. however,
when my son was about 6 months old, and sick, i was changing his diaper on the couch, and he (no lie) projectile shat at me...all over my shirt, rug,
arm, it was gross. it was liteally a "hershey squirt"
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RomanticViolence
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Sorry. I had to bring it back up. I love this one.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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clevohardcore
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After having a kid vomit and stinky poop are not so bad..I got more stories though let me remember some
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