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Kill A Celebrity. Who's at the top of your list...?
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Lohan takes a diva detour
It was the Lohan 500 at the world premiere of Disney's "Herbie: Fully Loaded" as 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan raced down a black-carpeted stretch of
Hollywood Boulevard with the speed of Mario Andretti, passing 17 VW Herbie Beetles and leaving reporters in the dust.
After a screening of the film, which opens Wednesday, Lohan stomped out into the lobby of the El Capitan Theatre huffing, "I'm so (angry)!" Her team
of handlers hurried her into a bathroom for a 12-minute cooling down period.
At a block-party carnival after the screening, Lohan was hugged by her mother, Dina, and received compliments from co-star Matt Dillon, before
explaining her outburst.
"I was upset when I didn't hear my song ("First") during the race scene, where I originally thought it would be," Lohan said while signing autographs.
"I was like, 'Whoaaa,' because nobody stays to hear the song in the closing credits."
"So I ran out."
"First" is especially important to her because "I recorded it right before I got sick (from exhaustion) and went to the hospital. And then I shot the
video for it and re-sprained my ankle. I pushed myself to get it done for the movie when I probably should have waited."
Dillon had helped return a smile to her freckled face by telling the teen: "You're beautiful. You are." Lohan wore a watermelon-colored Valentino
country dress with white polka dots that brought to mind the 1960s, when the very first Herbie movie ("The Love Bug") made its debut.
Despite her public falling out with her father, Michael, who has had a series of run-ins with the law, Lohan offered him a warm Father's Day message:
"I hope he's well. God bless him, and I love him."
Michael Keaton plays Lohan's dad in the film and said he often had to step in as her father figure on set.
"The boys in the movie gave her a hard time," Keaton said.
Lohan confirmed with a laugh: "They totally tortured me. They turned the electricity off in my trailer, and they'd bang on the walls."
Lohan's svelte figure has been scrutinized in the tabloids of late. But when a waiter brought a fully loaded baked potato, she said, "That is my
lunch" and added that on Saturday, "I was at the pool with my brother having sundaes."
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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thedog
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usher or sean p.diddy puffy combs
just cant stand the both of them.
both are total clowns!
\"thank you very little\"
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defstarsteve
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the list is so long, it's almost impossible to pick just 1
how about I just start at 1 rodeo dr. and go door to door and kill every person I see, by the time the cops figure out the patern of slayings, hell
most of hollywood will be gone...
if you could contain the violence inside of each home it would be a while before the pigs figured it out,
but if I have to pick 1, drum roll please
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to be continued when I can think of just 1
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CR83
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Kill a Celebrity for sure.
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moron
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Lohan is a good choice. She made the cover of Rolling Stone.... and for what? Because she turned 18 and people think she's hot. Well, I think she's
annoying and there's no reason for anyone to give a shit about her life.
Im gonna have to give this one some thought. I know there are celebrities I fucking hate. There are plenty I'd "hate fuck" for sure.
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moron
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Oh shit! I just remembered. The celebrity I probably hate the most out of ANYONE.
Fucking Shania Twain!
Ive hated her for many years now. I can still remember the day it all started. I was waiting to see my doctor and happened to pick up a magazine.
It might have been Time... I dont know, but they had an interview with her. She sounded like the most brainless, helpless fucking being on this
planet. She lets her husband control every aspect of her career and the two of them are part of some religion where they dont have sex. Who the fuck
doesnt have sex with their wife/husband???? She just seemed like a fucking robot that was programmed to make money and do anything her husband tells
her to do. I really hate people like that.
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brianm
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oprah
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David Caruso
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shit picking 1 is going to be a bitch so let me just give you my top 10
1) JANE FUCKIN FONDA---- do any of you know what she did to our POW's during Vietnam? If not I suggest reading up on her fucked up shit... as a result
I as well as the rest of my family refuse to watch, own or even allow anything into our houses with the Fonda last name on it! My father was a Green
Beret tunnel rat in Vietnam and was a POW for a bit
2) Britney Spears - do I need to say anymore... there is only so much that I can take of having to sit flipping through channels and seeing her and
her money grubbing fiancee on like every fuckin channel makes ya just wanna snap
3) Gwen Stefani - man she USED TO look good when No Doubt first started out... but as she got older and she started hanging out with Eve too much she
started changing her whole style to that of a 16 year old high school slut. I mean come on now aint she like 40 something
4) Madonna - awesome in the 80s.. she was attractive and real. Now she is 40 something and man i wish that she would pick a religion and stay the fuck
out of politics
5) The Baldwin Brothers - so I guess this would count as 3... They aint all that good fo actors in fact they cant carry a role to save their lives...
One is just so fuckin busted taht it makes me wonder why the hell I am not an actor.... oh yeah thats right because hes got money and I am working 2
jobs just to keep my heda above water...
6) Lil Bow Wow - man I like some of his music but I hate it when kids that are like 3 times younger than me are making bookoo fuckin loot
7) Snoop Dog - you suck at life and should die for creating all those annoying ass slang terms.... fo shizzle... bah! why does snoop dogg carry an
umbrella? to protect him from tha drizzle
8) Lindsay Lohan - I agree with everyone on this one.. shes FUCKIN ANNOYING and aint that good looking
thats all I can think of right now.... word I may post on it more later peace
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xsharpx - excellent response!
i picked lindsay in part because of that annoying article, but mostly because she killed those healthy celebrity breasts.
the true #1 on my list would have to be paris hilton.
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moron
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yeah. Paris is another one we could do without. She's a pretty useless humanbeing. This reminds me of a "Without a Trace" episode. Some guy
kidnapped a Paris Hilton-type and then posted a live feed of her over the internet with a countdown to her death. I think there was a rant about how
much of a waste of flesh she was, etc. etc. Of course at the end of the show the detectives found her alive.
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xsharpx
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hell yeah I cant stand Paris Hilton and I dont understand why in the hell everyone thinks that she is all that.... to be honest I dont think that she
is as good looking and "hot" as everyone makes her out to be ,....
thanks Duane yeah Jane Fonda seriously fucked it up for her family when she turned her back on hundreds of POW's during Vietnam.,... there is
countless recounts from Former POW's that were incarcerated at the "Hanoi Hilton" and whats he did to the guys there
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Paris Hilton. I hate that ugly fuckin cunt. She is so stupid and balls out annoying. The only reason I would ever consider fucking that whore is
for the sole purpose of donkey punching her.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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About Lindsay I was thinking the same thing about those breasts. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM?
Anyway my list would be...
Tom Cruise
Jenna Elfman
or any other pompus ass who belongs to the church of scientology. Nannie 911 show. My wife was watching that the other night and I was floored that
they made a show about a English woman telling parents that they are raising kids wrong
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
Nannie 911 show. My wife was watching that the other night and I was floored that they made a show about a English woman telling parents that they are
raising kids wrong |
Have you seen that show though? Those are some terrible fucking parents, and Im pretty sure theyre voluntarily on the show. Theyre asking for help
in getting their kids to behave better, so of course the nannie is going to tell them what theyre doing wrong.
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50 Cent...HE GOT SHOT 9 TIMES....
well then someone please get a head shot on thie peice of shit so I can stop hearing his no talent name mentioned 50 times a minute.
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I WANT TO KILL-
1. THE BARKERS, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN BUY YOU YUPPIE FUCKS... CUT THE HAWK FROOT, PUNKROCKERS DONT LIVE IN MANSIONS.
2. THE OZZBOURNES, THESE DRUGED UP LOSERS NEED TO DIE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS...
3. PARIS HILTON, IF I HEAR THATS HOT ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA KILL THE WHOLE LOT...
4. GOOD CHAROLTTE, IF MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING TO YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ESCALADE ON DUBS... MADE CLOTHING IS GAY AND TERROR WAS ON THE MADE CLOTHING
TOUR..
5. EVERYONE ON TV AND IN MAGAZINES EXCEPT FOR PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES AND CARTOON CHARACTERS. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE THEM CREATING A STAGNANT SOCIETY
FUELD BY BAD ACTING, PLASTIC SURGERY AND MONEY. IT MAKES ME SICK TO THINK THAT PEOPLE GO UNDER THE KNIFE TO EMULATE THESE ROTTEN CUNTS...
***6. I KNOW THEY ARE NOT CELEBE'S, BUT I REALLY HOPE THE PRODUCERS OF THAT FAMOUS FACE/ CELEBRITY MAKEOVER SHOW ROT IN HELL. HOW COULD THEY ENCOURAGE
THOSE FUCKING RETARDS TO MUTILATE THEMSELVES TO LOOK LIKE ONE OF THESE PIECES OF SHITS... SIMPLY MORBID...
I KNOW THERE ARE MANY MORE, BUT THATS WHAT COMES TO MIND AS OF NOW...
CHEERS
BL
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clevo, where the hell did Jenna Elfman come from?!
BL, you're gonna love the new RAMALLAH.
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moron
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Good Charlotte is a great fucking choice! What a terrible terrible terrible fucking band.
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Jenna Elfman was on tv a while back and tlaking aobut scientology was going to cure every disease and heal all people hurt. JUST FUCKING CRAZY
SHIT...................
I have to second BL. You summed it up pretty good.
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GOOD CHARLOTTE
SUM 41
the BARKERS - his girl is clueless and he is a douchebag.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
Good Charlotte is a great fucking choice! What a terrible terrible terrible fucking band. |
wow chris. how do you really feel?
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I like MxPx. One strike against me Im sure, but whatever. I went to see them and Good Charlotte openned up for them. They hadnt hit it big yet, but
they sure acted like they were huge stars. Fucking terrible music. Terrible "corpse paint" or whatever that fuck wears, and theyre songs are
annoying. Ive hated them ever since that show.
I used to work with a kid who loved them. He bragged about how he "started 8 or 9 mosh pits" at their concert. I pretended it was cool because he
was a nice kid. Then I gave him a Blood Has Been Shed cd. Thankfully he liked it.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
He bragged about how he "started 8 or 9 mosh pits" at their concert. |
that is the funniest thing i have heard all day. thank you.
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