clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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a Scientific American magazine website post
not added to the site yet but thought I'd share it here. Figured you might get a kick out of it. It is in response to a article they had in this past
months magazine about the evolution of the hairless human.
"I am a gorilla. The following point of view is coming from a supposed "human" that is covered with hair. Seriously, My body is covered in hair and if
I didn't trim it, some hairs would grow at least 2 inches long. It sucks. I saw this mag at a local grocery store and read a little of it. I had to
look the website up and respond. Maybe I'm not the evolution type, but I want to become one with the humans. If your going to offer info on the
evolution of a hairless man, please offer some concrete permanent solutions to help us neanderthals become one and catch up with civilization. I want
so much to be able to frolic at the beach without a shirt. I am too afraid of being shunned and forced to cover my hair shirt. Please, I need a
solution for a hairless torso, and don't respond with the usual electrolysis that doesn't work. Also, lest we forget the silly laser hair removal that
is neither "permanent" nor "semi-permanent". It's a shill to take money from needy desperate primates who just want to fit in. I WANT ANSWERS! I WANT
A SOLUTION! PLEASE HELP! I don't want a temporary laser hair removal fix that lasts 2 weeks, I want a permanent solution. I have suffered this torment
for over 17 years and I have scoured the lands in search of this grail and like U2- I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Please forward this to
the powers that be and help me become one with my fellow hairless shoulder, chest, abs, back human beings."
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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clevohardcore
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THis is the web post. I am 102nd post. Shit I guess I'm the only one on here that thinks this is funny.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=the-naked-t...
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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DaveMoral
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Hahaha. Dude, just look to Hank McCoy and revel in being The Beast! I came to grips with my, apparently modest in comparison, body hair because of
Wolverine comics. You can too!
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wez138
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Overly hairy people are gross,they look like humans in a horse costume.
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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