Discipline
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Ignorant but funny
I was out getting a coffee and two teenagers were in line ahead of me. One of them ordered tea, and when the girl asked what kind of tea he wanted
his reply was "do you have one that tastes like pussy?" He and his friend began laughing hysterically while the girl at the counter turned beet red
from embarrassment.
It was ignorant, but it made me chuckle.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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RUDE!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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lifeisabitch
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if you don't have mojo nixon then your store could use some fixin
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JawnDiablo
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well i never!
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gavin
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i think i would have banged their heads together and asked them how funny that was
you come at the king....you best not miss
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morgan
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I hate when people act like assholes in public.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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newbreedbrian
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Can't go along with that one. Fuck them.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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wez138
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oh come on! like you guys have never said something stupid or dickish to anybody ever!
We've all done it at one point or another.
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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Vanilla Gorilla
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Since they were teenagers, I probably would have laughed on the inside. By the sounds of it they have probably never gotten any pussy, so maybe they
really wanted to know.
Well I've got a feeling I'm gonna get mine in. Retribution let the games begin.
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DaveMoral
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Well, I'd have certainly cracked a smile. Nevertheless, these young whipper snaps need to be taught a lesson in decorum.
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barc0debaby
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They got the right idea, just not clever enough.
I seen a dude ask for 6 inches of balls and sauce at a sandwich shop once, that cracked me up.
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morgan
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| Quote: | Originally posted by wez138
oh come on! like you guys have never said something stupid or dickish to anybody ever!
We've all done it at one point or another. |
Yeah I've said stupid shit before but never to total strangers just to fuck with them.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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SS76
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| Quote: | Originally posted by barc0debaby
6 inches of balls and sauce |
That just cracked me up.
Silence is golden but violence is platinum. |
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