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[*] posted on 3-26-2010 at 12:51 PM
YES


After a day and a half of smelly farts and not shitting. FINALLY, I'll be back in a bit.



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[*] posted on 3-27-2010 at 11:11 AM


................... never to be heard from again :sniffle:



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[*] posted on 3-27-2010 at 11:15 AM


I ate some chilli con carne and rice yesterday afternoon and my guts aint been right since...FUCKING CHEAP TINNED FOOD!!!



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[*] posted on 3-27-2010 at 05:38 PM


I think he flushed himself down the toilet.
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[*] posted on 3-27-2010 at 05:51 PM


And now he's king of the crocodile's.



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[*] posted on 3-28-2010 at 01:01 PM


c rab night binds me up like crustacean spackle.
tastes so good, but takes up residence in my arse.
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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 12:06 AM


Had good dump again this afternoon, but for some reason I am backed up again tonight.



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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 01:53 AM


What the hell are you eating? You need some fiber in your diet clevo!

*Edit* This is the only forum upon which I would ever talk about taking shits. It takes a special bond to talk about shit.




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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 02:31 AM


Not if your me!


I'm always talking shit.




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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 02:54 AM


About specific pooping experiences? With just the dude sitting next to you in the pub?



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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 03:02 AM


No! I'm not one of those shirt lifters...I mean rubbish comes out of my mouth quite a lot..



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wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
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the nights, they will not sleep
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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 07:11 AM


i always hate it in a bar if i go in the bathroom to squirt and some jerk left a steamer.....why not just flush? is there some thrill in making others see your poop?
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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 08:12 AM


I eat fiber thats what f-d up. I even take a fiber supplement once or sometimes twice a day. I eat raisin bran in morning along with a blueberry or strawberry banana fruit smoothie. I add egg white protein and a milk to it. I mostly eat fresco bean burritos for lunch at TBELL or subway roast chicken or vegi sandwich.



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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 08:50 AM


How much water you drinking? All that fiber is just gonna sit if you don't flush it through.
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[*] posted on 3-29-2010 at 09:25 AM


a salad for dinner and coffee for breakfast works for me.
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