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plastic surgery
Not that anyone here would actually get any plastic surgery, but if you were going to, what would you get?
I think I would look a hell of a lot tougher with a "butt chin"
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Butt cheek implants
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I saw it done on Extreme Makeover... or whatever it's called. Some dude had no chin so they added a bigger, tougher looking one. Pretty sweet, but
it did look pretty fake.
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My first thought is a dick implant but why waste the money. I'd get Lypo. Get rid of the last few pounds I haven't been able to jog off.
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I'd get nipples on my elbows... and maybe a third breast!
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lipo around my gut
my Smith family double chin taken car of
maybe some tatoos zapped off
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i love to watch surgery, i can watch them cut, slice ...etc. and eat popcorn while doing it. But for some reason i cant watch plastic surgery, they
could be doing it , but the second i know its cosmetic plastic surgery i get sick to my stomach. dont know why
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
I'd get nipples on my elbows... and maybe a third breast! |
cool, you'd be like that chick from total recall. 3 knockers is hot......sick hot.
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by newbreedbrian
| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
I'd get nipples on my elbows... and maybe a third breast! |
cool, you'd be like that chick from total recall. 3 knockers is hot......sick hot. |
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LYPO!
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BIG DUANE
LYPO! |
Torso and double chin
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this documentary about plastic surgery had some guy that got muscle implants in his upper arms. that's got to be one of the lowest things ever. looked
very weird too. he was like "working out takes a lot of effort".
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| Quote: | Originally posted by SHAKO KEN
"working out takes a lot of effort". |
he's on to something!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
Not that anyone here would actually get any plastic surgery, but if you were going to, what would you get?
I think I would look a hell of a lot tougher with a "butt chin"
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i have a "butt chin"
peter from family guy has the ultimate butt chin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by bystanderfanzine.com
lipo around my gut
my Smith family double chin taken car of
maybe some tatoos zapped off |
i could probably stand to have half of my tattoos zapped off considering they are faded and some are 12 years old and of well lets say "not up to the
current standard of excellence" could definitley lose the sick of it all dragon on my leg that somehow got all fuctup over the last 12 years...
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
Not that anyone here would actually get any plastic surgery, but if you were going to, what would you get?
I think I would look a hell of a lot tougher with a "butt chin"
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Oh man, I have a story, and I become 11 again and laugh whenever I think of it (Scott, Riverhead content).
This dude Joe Marino in 6th grade was a total bonehead and showoff. I heard as an adult he was arrested for giving a cop the finger. He was the type
that really tortured those who would let him, but was just really funny sometimes.
Joe did not like Mr Zamber, the choir director. Mr. Zamber had one of those butt chins that was so pronounced that a pea could easily get lodged in
the top of the crack. I forget the context, but they had some exchange of words in which Joe called Mr Zamber a "booty chin." Joe was sent to the
principal and told to write a letter of apology as part of his punishment. The letter, as the story goes, read:
"Dear Mr. Zamber,
I'm sorry your chin looks like a booty."
Anyway, I should really have this surgery to correct what happens when your mom doesn't take you to get braces, which costs 10,000$. Insurance
considers it "cosmetic" even tho I can never close my mouth comfortably and I get sinus problems from it, so I guess I would get that. I think I look
OK, so I'm not worried about that, but I would get it if I didn't have to go into debt for it.
Otherwise, extra fingers for playing bass, maybe?
Maybe a lot, so I could have some to grow my nails out on and others to play with.
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BL
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I WOULD LIKE TO GET CYBORG ARMS SO I COULD CRUSH SKULLS WITH MY BARE HANDS... MAYBE A SET OF RAZOR TEETH SO I COULD BITE SOMEONES FACE OFF. I DONT
KNOW, LASER BEAM EYES; I WOULD GET SOMETHING COOL...
CHEERS
BL
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