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A really mean joke
I ran out to the store to pick up a few things today. While there, a girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her, which I did. She was a girl I
hooked up with a few times about ten years ago. She called a little girl over and asked me if I wanted to meet my daughter. I almost had a heart
attack. She told me she was joking after watching me sweat for a few minutes. She said it was revenge for me sleeping with her roommate. I'm fat
with some minor heart issues. I can't deal with a scare like that.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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ShawnRefuse
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LOL. pretty damn good one though.
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Furly
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Yeah, that is pretty funny... the poor kid must be confused, I wonder how many dudes she's called daddy.
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wez138
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She sounds ace............I love shit like that.
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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DAK
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barc0debaby
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You should have said, oh well the both of you should probably get tested.
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necrobutcher
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Damn! After having a scare in high school with a random hook up, I feel you're pain man.
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The only reason I even believed it was because we had a condom break one time. I've always been super paranoid about women getting pregnant and was
always careful to avoid such hassle. Had any other woman said that to me I would have just laughed it off.
A few hours later I can laugh about it, but she scared the shit out of me.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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so... did you hook up with her again?
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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clevohardcore
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
so... did you hook up with her again? |
^^^^^^ AHAHAHAHA.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Six66Mike
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A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
so... did you hook up with her again? |
No. She's married and I'm not looking as good as I did 10 years ago.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Murk
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| Quote: | Originally posted by barc0debaby
You should have said, oh well the both of you should probably get tested. |
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