newbreedbrian
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george carlin......
rules.
"you wanna piss off a feminist, call her a cumcatcher. yeah yeah, don't act like you're offended. half of you are gonna go home and go down on each
other tonight. if you're willing to swallow cum, don't pretend anything i say is offensive" 
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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JawnDiablo
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i agree he is a funny mothafucka
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Killthehumans
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yar he is a funny dude
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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thedog
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definitely one of the best of all time.
\"thank you very little\"
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newbreedbrian
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"think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that"
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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RomanticViolence
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He is awesome!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Jason the Magnificent
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This dude is beyond played out. I went to see him like 2 years ago...his material is too dated. I was sitting in Chicago Theatre with all these 40
somthings laughing there asses off at Carlin repeating words such as pussyfart and getting a standing ovation. I'm sorry, maybe I'm just desensitized
but the word pussyfart just isnt that shocking or cutting edge. Dude was funny like 20 years ago.
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thedog
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he sticks to what works for him, he has been doing it since the 70's so he must be doing something right.
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Jason the Magnificent
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yeah and twinkie has stuck to the same formula for 50 years, and people love it. that doesnt mean that it tastes good.
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moforn
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While I do enjoy his live shows (well, the recordings of them anyway...) I found the last couple of books he wrote (braindroppings and
napalm/sillyputty) were absolutely fucking hilarious. I realize they were essentially transcriptions of his stand up act, I just found they came
across funnier in print format.
"The only good thing to come out of religion was the the music."
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twinkies taste fine
anyone remember the first time they heard andrew dice clay..i think i was 13 and found him real funny, now i just think hes a jackoff, what about
bobcat? he was funny when i was a kid, i heard he has a hot big breasted wifey...
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BDx13
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1. i had my first twinkie just this year. can ya believe that?
2. i saw george carlin in the early 90s at loyola college (a catholic jesuit school). when he got around to his "synonyms for masterbation" bit, and
started throwing out things like "punch the pope" and "jerk the jesuit" (i think he came up with that one special for the audience), people started
yelling and booing and walking out. i think i laughed.
3. i definitely remember hearing dice for the first time, probably around the same age. is his career is pretty much over these days? i think that
guy will always be a legend to a certain degree because he was pretty much the last person to do what he did.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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thedog
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i recently got "the adventures of ford fairlane" on dvd for $6
bobcat's wife is hot... nikki cox
\"thank you very little\"
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godabandonedme
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when I'm by myself an sit there an say funny shit like "yea bitch that's how it's gona be" (*like when my girl tells me the deal and we hang up) and
smoke my cigeratte like him. fuck im a loser
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newbreedbrian
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carlin quote of the day
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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