CR83
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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS PART 2
http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html
Always a good laugh.
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KyleOz
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YESSSSSS!!!!
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godabandonedme
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awsome
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Discipline
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Classic!
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Corpse Paint always = Comdey!
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There should be a monthly, or at least quarterly top 10! Can never get enough! What the fuck are they thinking? Seriously..... I swear black metal
bands form like this.....
*deep in the depths of moms basement*
"I strike down your 3rd level wizard! 15 hp damage!"-Frank
"I'm board of this D&D, lets start a band."
And so a new black metal band is born.
I want to know how serious these people take this as well. FUCK
Also, for a nice black metal parody song check out "Sausage King" right here.... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=129093&s...
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hollymaconmovies
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I needed a good laugh.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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WHOA! No.1 is def fucked!
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Did'nt Anal C#@t do a parody black metal album, I thought they did, with names like "The one horned goat standing on Goths mountain on a frosty
moonlit eve"
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XHonusWagnerX
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The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.
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CR83
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This shit is so great.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.
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you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by newbreedbrian
| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.
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you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago |
Bluegrass songs?
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clevohardcore
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that is funny
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newbreedbrian
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
| Quote: | Originally posted by newbreedbrian
| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.
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you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago |
Bluegrass songs? |
yup. im tryin to learn "kentucky mandolin" right now. i think the original is around 270bpm. some of his stuff is 300+
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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DeathByForce
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Did'nt Anal C#@t do a parody black metal album, I thought they did, with names like "The one horned goat standing on Goths mountain on a frosty
moonlit eve" |
yeah they did.
it was called Impaled Northern Moonforest!
So bad yet so good!
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by GabeTexasGAMC
WHOA! No.1 is def fucked! |
Rock out with your cock out! Classic.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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there is a lot of metal over 250 beats per minute. Slayer was close to that, so think of how fast some death metal, and black metal is. Stuff like
Hate Eternal and Nile must be way over 250 beats per minute.
Blue Grass is awesome though, and quite fast.
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CR83
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Unbound
there is a lot of metal over 250 beats per minute. Slayer was close to that, so think of how fast some death metal, and black metal is. Stuff like
Hate Eternal and Nile must be way over 250 beats per minute.
Blue Grass is awesome though, and quite fast. |
I'd never realized that. Pretty interesting.
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