RomanticViolence
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I got ordained
Awww yeah bitches! After a great evening of heavy
drinking, making obscene phone calls and downloading porn i've decided that i needed to answer to a higher calling.
These people put up a website at www.ulc.org that provides instant ordainment. Isn't technoogy great! all you have to do is enter your name and address, then click submit. Voila,
you're a reverend.
All these years, I thought you had to study theology or practice christianity or at the very minimum, believe in god. I wish i had discovered this
site a long time ago. You can bet your sweet ass i would have been baptizing little babies, doling out hail marys and parking in handi-capped spots.
Ah, but im not going to dwell on missed opportunities.
I think tomarrow after im good and sobered up, im going to start my own following!.
Bless you,
The Reverend Heather Anne
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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thedog
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there is definitely something cool about a girl who does the following....
"heavy drinking, making obscene phone calls and downloading porn"
\"thank you very little\"
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gavin
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im a reverend from the site too
and i make obscene calls and download porn
i dont drink though so i have nothing to blame it on but being nuts
you come at the king....you best not miss
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XHonusWagnerX
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Is it free? Do they send you a membership card or something?
Ive got a clergy shirt, with the collar and everything.
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Is it free? Do they send you a membership card or something?
Ive got a clergy shirt, with the collar and everything. |
Yeah its free. When your finished filling in your name and address a screen will pop up with your credentials. All you do is print it out.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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XHonusWagnerX
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Sweet!
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tireironsaint
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Heather, you fuckin' rock. As you would say.....that is all.
Veritas odium parit
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SAAAAARS
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hahaha this is great
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XHonusWagnerX
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Im ordained!! Thanks for sharing the link!
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JawnDiablo
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this....
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