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I'm fucking hammered....
It's been a kickass week at school with me scoring A+ on three tests. Old guy is kicking the asses of all the kids in my class. Hells yeah!
In the spirit of drunkeness I thought I'd admit to something. I really like a couple of songs by Kelly Clarkson. I love a lot of female singers with
no shame but I think it's because she's an Idol whore that I'm embarrassed. But what the fuck, she's got a good voice.
Also, I thought I'd take this moment to finally tell the world that I'm Romantic Violence's baby daddy. It's true.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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I would also like to add that Paris Hilton is an ugly skank. I really don't understand why people think she's attractive. She's an ugly fucking
whore.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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So's Ashlee Simpson.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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I love Saaars. She's sweet on me.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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I'm such a whore.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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and a Bad Vibes fan. I wonder if the two go together at all.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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KyleOz
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I'd spend a night a in paris.
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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Why???? She's nasty. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick let alone my own.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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SAAAAARS
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hahaha you are crazy
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KyleOz
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hahahaha
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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That's why you love me sweetie!
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DAK
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I think we have this months winner right here.
A fuckin plus
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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What can I say? Me and Jack Daniels make one helluva team. He's my best friend.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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newbreedbrian
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
What can I say? Me and Jack Daniels make one helluva team. He's my best friend. |
he's a nice guy unless you puke on him 
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Also, I thought I'd take this moment to finally tell the world that I'm Romantic Violence's baby daddy. It's true. |
Hahaha.. your crazy as shit.. but your awesome so it's ok.
Congrats on your school papers!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Why???? She's nasty. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick let alone my own. |
This is the only thing I'd like to stick in Paris Hilton:
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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I'm really drunk again tonight. So drunk in fact that I asked this chick I talk to on another board to send me some nudes. I was kidding but she did
it anyways. I am looking at some fine ass titties right now. Wish they were in front of me so I could bury my face in them. Sluts rule.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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So does whiskey.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DAK
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Bump
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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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Burp.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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