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[*] posted on 10-17-2005 at 01:02 AM
Oh, so Madonna is crazy AND a cunt...


the last paragraph is the best...

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051016/ap_en_mu/people_madonna

Madonna Keeps Kids From TV and Ice Cream
Sun Oct 16, 4:34 PM ET
NEW YORK - Madonna says she's the disciplinarian with 9-year-old Lourdes and 5-year-old Rocco.

The former material girl told Newsweek that she doesn't let her children watch TV or look at magazines. She says milk and ice cream are also off-limits.

"When Daddy gets home, they get chocolate," Madonna said. "I'm the disciplinarian."

She's also strict about laundry duties: If Lourdes leaves dirty clothes on the floor, "we take all of her clothes and put them in a bag, and she has to earn all of her clothes back by being tidy," Madonna said. "She wears the same outfit every day to school until she learns her lesson."





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[*] posted on 10-17-2005 at 03:33 AM


what a dumb bitch. fucking hollywood kabballah junkies all need a kick in the head.
im still stuck on someone getting a kick in the head after that picture in the "review that pissed me off" thread...




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[*] posted on 10-17-2005 at 09:00 AM


Sean Penn should have hit her a little harder...
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[*] posted on 10-17-2005 at 10:28 AM


can you say Mommy Dearest "No more wire hangers!!!!!!!!":mad:
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[*] posted on 10-18-2005 at 03:35 AM


think of it... one good smack and all of that plastic shit she calls a face would probably slide over to the other side leaving her resembling the toxic avenger. makes me smile.



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[*] posted on 10-18-2005 at 08:15 AM


hahahahahha!




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