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Mood: All that scene philosophy never meant a goddamned thing to me
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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the
morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of
being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to
bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able
to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were
off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
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What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both cum on lil white crackers
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Mood: All that scene philosophy never meant a goddamned thing to me
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair
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thedog
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Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United
States of America."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.
I talked to him yesterday.
\"thank you very little\"
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moforn
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what's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul...
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