XnMeX
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Location: Dirty Dover, NH
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For all you myspace users....
A message from Tom
There has been problems with too many profiles and it has been causing an overload on the server (hence all the problems with the accounts all the
time) so I have to take some measures to ensure there are no more problems. If you are emo, please kill yourself. It would take care of approx. 54.3%
of all the profiles here. So, if you are emo, kill yourself. If you are not emo, just repost this with the title "Tom is on a rampage..." and your
profile will be saved and you can keep on living. If you are emo and don't kill yourself, then I am just gonna have to start killing people I guess.
Killing emo kids is alot more cost effective then the price of the servers I would need to post there poetry about crying / cutting, and pictures of
their mirrors / horrible hair. Thanks!
-Tom
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
   
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Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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that is fucking hilarious.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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XnMeX
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I made that one up a about an hour ago. A few people have already reposted. Let the fun begin.
I have just been getting sick of people posting the bulletins "Tom is gonna delete you if you don't repost this!" Fuck.
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Voodoobillyman
The Artist Formerly Known As...
   
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Registered: 8-12-2005
Location: Eastern Seaboard of the United States
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Mood: my daughters beautiful curiousity
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I think this is a great idea, we could call it the FINAL SOLUTION part II. Like a sequel, but instead of a race being wiped out it could be a
"cultural movement" more like a fuckin bowel movement, fuckin girlie pants wearing little shits.
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Voodoobillyman
The Artist Formerly Known As...
   
Posts: 4247
Registered: 8-12-2005
Location: Eastern Seaboard of the United States
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Mood: my daughters beautiful curiousity
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I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. We could poison all the black hair dye on the market, then we could tighten
pants up even more to the point where if they wore them..........and they would try, it would damage their reproductive organs to the point of not
working.....it's genius man!!!!!!!!!
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thedog
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Registered: 5-14-2004
Location: Jersey
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i just got this and reposted it, hilarious.
\"thank you very little\"
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