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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 05:30 PM
For all you myspace users....


A message from Tom

There has been problems with too many profiles and it has been causing an overload on the server (hence all the problems with the accounts all the time) so I have to take some measures to ensure there are no more problems. If you are emo, please kill yourself. It would take care of approx. 54.3% of all the profiles here. So, if you are emo, kill yourself. If you are not emo, just repost this with the title "Tom is on a rampage..." and your profile will be saved and you can keep on living. If you are emo and don't kill yourself, then I am just gonna have to start killing people I guess. Killing emo kids is alot more cost effective then the price of the servers I would need to post there poetry about crying / cutting, and pictures of their mirrors / horrible hair. Thanks!

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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 05:45 PM


:D:D:D:D



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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 06:20 PM


that is fucking hilarious.




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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 06:35 PM


I made that one up a about an hour ago. A few people have already reposted. Let the fun begin.

I have just been getting sick of people posting the bulletins "Tom is gonna delete you if you don't repost this!" Fuck.




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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 06:45 PM


I think this is a great idea, we could call it the FINAL SOLUTION part II. Like a sequel, but instead of a race being wiped out it could be a "cultural movement" more like a fuckin bowel movement, fuckin girlie pants wearing little shits.
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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 06:46 PM


I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. We could poison all the black hair dye on the market, then we could tighten pants up even more to the point where if they wore them..........and they would try, it would damage their reproductive organs to the point of not working.....it's genius man!!!!!!!!!
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[*] posted on 1-30-2006 at 07:13 PM


i just got this and reposted it, hilarious.



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