clevohardcore
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3 Thoughts
1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a
pen
that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due soon. Enjoy paying them.
2 - Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3 - Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is
that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment....
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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XHonusWagnerX
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Wow.... well written!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Voodoobillyman
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That first one is funny until you read the end.................damn
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JawnDiablo
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nice
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Wow.... well written! |
Good stuff indeed!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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tireironsaint
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Fuckin' awesome, did you write these or steal 'em from someplace? Either way, thanks for posting this.
Veritas odium parit
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clevohardcore
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Shit I ain't smart enough to come up with this. My wife sent it to me from her work as a cut and paste. I thought I'd pass it along to you guys for a
laugh or insite.
| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
Fuckin' awesome, did you write these or steal 'em from someplace? Either way, thanks for posting this. |
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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DaveMoral
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All just so damn true right now.
You gotta give props to Commie budgeting... pencils, only "danger" I guess is that a floating eraser might bump into what you wrote...
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moron
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I had a political science class in college where the professor just pointed out the inadequacies of our system. Her last lesson of the year before
the final was her proposal: Trash the constitution because it's not relevant anymore, and start all over again. I was kinda shocked, and I assume
she had tenure.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
That first one is funny until you read the end.................damn |
hahah thats exactly what i though...
i was LOLLOLOLOLOLOooooh.
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