tireironsaint
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So after 17 years....
After hitting 17 years of sobriety at the beginning of the year, I threw it all away last night. Went to the local dive, started in with some
Guinness, followed by four quick shots and a glass of Glennfiddich. I followed that up with a couple of PBR's before hanging back for a minute or two.
I knocked over a table and ended up throwing somebody head first into the wall. It's nice to have a bar that already knows me from being the
responsible sober guy, they were lookin' out for me and let me stick around after the fight. I'm still not sure how I got home, but I'm here and I'm
heading to work in a bit. My head is surprisingly painless, but my knuckles are swollen and there's a big cut on my face. Might hafta go a little
slower next time.
....suckers. April motherfuckin' fools.
Veritas odium parit
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defstarsteve
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that was a good one....
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DaveMoral
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Discipline
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Good one.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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XHonusWagnerX
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well played.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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thedog
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nice job.
\"thank you very little\"
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upyerbum
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dick...
(I was actually wooried for you, prick)
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Voodoobillyman
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Hell yeah man!!!!!! you had me hook, line and sinker.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
hahahahahahahaha very realistic, especially if you read it on April 3rd |
hahahha yes!
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tireironsaint
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Heh heh, suckers...
Veritas odium parit
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