gavin
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potty training
man
you come at the king....you best not miss
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potty training man? it's about time i hired that dude for my house.
i read recently that parents are tryign to start their kids on that at six months!
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gavin
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6 months?
thats retarded
ya havta wait until they are ready
boys take longer for some reason too
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defstarsteve
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we have been trying for 3 months
he goes he gets a potty prize, like a star wars guy or little car
it's more about us paying attention to him and making sure we catch when he goes
like traingin a puppy, only he actually helps
there are nutty people who never use diapers....
as soon as they are born they just start working the kids towards the potty
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Man I'm glad I don't have kids.
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gavin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Man I'm glad I don't have kids. |
honestly bro
its awesome
im not complaining in the least bit
i wouldnt trade 2 mins of it for everything in the world
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Discipline
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I've just never, at any point in my life, felt the need or desire to have children. I spend time with my niece and nephew and that's good enough for
me. I like being able to hand them back after a couple of hours.
I don't have either the patience nor the level of understanding needed to be a good parent.
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Thank God I've got a while before I have to go through this... I'm not looking forward to when the boy is eating solids...
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My boy is on the cereal and mashed carrots and squash and stuff. The poops are a stinkin now.
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There's nobody in my life under 19 years old, and I'm happy with that.
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for boys toss a cheerio in the can and let them aim for it, it becomes a game, then they want to use the can
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
for boys toss a cheerio in the can and let them aim for it, it becomes a game, then they want to use the can |
That's fucking brilliant. Our daughter was fully trained by her second birthday, but we never made a big deal out of it. We praised her when she
remembered. Positive reinforcement is the key. My buddies little one wouldn't go near the toilet for the longest time, reminded me of Stewie on the
Family Guy when he's cursin' out the toilet. People get too wrapped around these "development milestones", they'll get there when they get there, and
they will get there.
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cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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yeah, our daughter is getting to a point where her schedule is predictable and it's obvious when it's 'time'. if she has a movement, and we don't
notice right away, she'll bring us her baby wipes from her room. nice, right? "ok, clean my ass now, please!" yeah, i think i'll pick up a potty
this weekend.
i'm gonna play the cheerio game myself.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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