XHonusWagnerX
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Talking Shit
It was a topic on Howard Stern today so we should discuss it here too.
How do you wipe?
Front to back?
Back to Front?
Do you stand?
Do you sit?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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clevohardcore
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I used to do the standup and whipe front to back. SInce liek 8th grade I now lift my right buttcheek and whipe front to back.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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XnMeX
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I'll upload a video when I get a chance 
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
It was a topic on Howard Stern today so we should discuss it here too. |
Exactly why should we discuss this?
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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woah, this is definitely a new level.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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XHonusWagnerX
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hahaha.... I really just wanted to start a thread called TALKING SHIT and have everyone be surprised by what it was about.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Lift left cheek, back to front. While we're on the topic of poo, I just renovated my bathroom and put in one of those high toilets with the
"elongated" bowl, it brings new meaning to the "Throne Room". Fit for a king it is.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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i plan to put a uninal in my new house.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
i plan to put a uninal in my new house. |
NICE! Then the ladies can have their damn "Seat down!" bullshit.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
i plan to put a uninal in my new house. |
My firend had one in his old house. It was awesome.
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that is so awsome having an elevated toilet like that, i'd like to put a stall within the bathroom just to feel like you're out at a bar or concert
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This better not win for best post.
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upyerbum
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Once my basement is sorted out there's a urinal going where my set-tub is now.
I was in a bar in the Laurentians and the guys pisser had no urinals, it was a wall with a sheet of water running down it into a trough drain and you
just pissed against the wall. Guys would be really loaded and lean against the wall like they were pissin' in an alley and get totally fuckin' soaked.
Good times.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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JawnDiablo
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ozzy has a urinal in his home bathroom.....
always wanted to try a biday
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Hahahahhaa. Shit. This is always one of my favorite topics. Shit and farts.
Anyways, I keep a bottle of water to spray on my crack, AND a box fo baby wipes and toilet paper... I like to keep it clean back there.
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i swear all we talk about at work are turds and tits....
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That sounds like a good day at work.
One of the guys I work with left a job once because one of the others ripped a horrendous fart...
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You can't help but be proud of those gaggers.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Too true. Too true.
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JawnDiablo
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i had one this morning at work that i could only classify as a natural disaster...
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http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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clevohardcore
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no click ever. Afraid if what may be.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i had one this morning at work that i could only classify as a natural disaster... |
Hahaha.
I got blamed for a house that smelled of fart, I swear it was the dogs they had in that place. Everytime I went out to the truck to get something,
when I came into the place I was like "this place smells like shit."
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but, seriously, i have some real animals in my workplace. this one little gnome goes in there and splatters the place up. i mean so bad that it is on
the underside of the toilet seat and running down the outside of the bowl. he is a mess.
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Hahahaha. Like the Popcopy skit on Chappelle?
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