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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 11:33 AM
Help this dude get laid


http://www.avirginsplea.com




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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 11:58 AM


That guy is gonna have NOOOOO problem getting laid. He is damn near 1/2 way to his goal within 10 days. I posted it on myspace and told people to repost it. How many people have had a plutonic friend they have wanted to fuck? lol



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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 12:25 PM


If he reaches his goal how awkward to you think that fuck will be? I imagine she'd have to get drunk or at least buzzed first to get into it. Either that or she backs out of the offer.
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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 01:01 PM


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Either that or she backs out of the offer.


Thats what I am thinking.




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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 01:02 PM


nah, she wants it.




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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 01:49 PM


I'd hit it.

The chick I mean... although she sorta looks like I could break her in half and Im not a big dude. Either way...
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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 04:36 PM


im too buzy tryin to get myself laid, and failing!
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[*] posted on 5-10-2006 at 05:23 PM


Haha. Awesome. I hope this dude wins...



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[*] posted on 5-11-2006 at 11:13 AM


That's sad. Dude, go pick up a chick, its not that hard, especially if you tell them you're a virgin. Loooooooossssserrrrrrrr.



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[*] posted on 5-11-2006 at 12:38 PM


If this guy does succeed and the chick goes through with it I bet he lasts about 5 seconds.
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[*] posted on 6-22-2006 at 08:59 AM


Thought I'd bump this because it looks like the whole thing was a hoax. What a letdown.
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[*] posted on 6-22-2006 at 10:04 AM


sounds like someone needs to fuck Matthew.




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