Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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A joke
How men think:
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track
of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that "magic."
Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older
and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's
a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover
"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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XHonusWagnerX
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hahaha! Thats funny!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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newbreedbrian
Posting Freak
Posts: 2616
Registered: 9-2-2004
Location: Hell
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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Registered: 9-19-2004
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Mood: Sick Of It All, Youth Of Today
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BAM!
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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CR83
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Posts: 5221
Registered: 1-23-2004
Location: STL!
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Mood: Harm's Way
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Brilliant
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