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* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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I was attacked tonight
My cat walked up to me and pimp slapped me. Couldn't believe it. He really wanted some food.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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damn pussy.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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I'd hit back but I'm too drunk and he's a ninja kitty who'd kick my ass.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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i was referring to the cat, not you!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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thedog
Posting Freak
Posts: 1572
Registered: 5-14-2004
Location: Jersey
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Mood: Deals Gone Bad
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i can sympathize.
i just adopted 2 kittens and they are pretty adventurous.
\"thank you very little\"
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XHonusWagnerX
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Posts: 12509
Registered: 7-14-2005
Location: pawtucket
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Mood: hadDCore
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Hahaha you got pusy whipped! I wish you had that on video, I bet it was hysterical!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Voodoobillyman
The Artist Formerly Known As...
Posts: 4247
Registered: 8-12-2005
Location: Eastern Seaboard of the United States
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Mood: my daughters beautiful curiousity
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Claws in or out? These things are very important in assessing just how pissed the Cat was.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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No claws thankfully. He just knows who wears the pants in this household. That would be him.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DaveMoral
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Registered: 1-24-2006
Location: Ardmore PA
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The stray that hangs out on my porch does that shit.... I'll be walking down the steps and she just comes up and wacks my leg, like, "Hey fucker, give
me some food!!!!"
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JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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gotta keep that pussy in line nigga
keep yo pimp hand strong
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XHonusWagnerX
Moderator
Posts: 12509
Registered: 7-14-2005
Location: pawtucket
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Mood: hadDCore
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Cats rule!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
check out my post contributions at www.VinylNoize.com
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