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[*] posted on 6-27-2006 at 10:45 AM
Quick Laugh


Think about this before scrolling down to see the answer...


You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





















(scroll down, you are going to love it.....)
















Answer:


Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.





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[*] posted on 6-27-2006 at 12:00 PM


nice



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[*] posted on 6-27-2006 at 08:55 PM


hahahaaaaa!!! Im gonna steal this and post it on Myspace



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[*] posted on 6-28-2006 at 12:00 AM


i like it.




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[*] posted on 6-28-2006 at 03:53 PM


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