RomanticViolence
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Have you ever been in trouble for something you said in your sleep?
Ok... So apparently while I was sleeping the other night my boyfriend told me that I was talking in my sleep.
He said I was saying something about wanting to sleep with a certain friend of his. I do not remember this dream and I would never cheat on him.
He didn?t seem to be angry about it though? he?s just been looking at me funny.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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tireironsaint
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But I don't think your boyfriend even knows who I am....
Veritas odium parit
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XHonusWagnerX
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Miss R.V. Is a real player! Even in her sleep! ;-)
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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XnMeX
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My gf said I said "i'm afraid of being skinny." which I thought was hilarious.
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DaveMoral
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My wife says I mumble alot in my sleep... No idea what's going on there for sure.
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sippers
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i snore like a champion..most nights if i've been drinking which is every night i snore louder,and end up on the couch..
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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I fart in my sleep. I guess its pretty funny. I caught myself lettin one go before and I laughed.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Kid Ugly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XnMeX
My gf said I said "i'm afraid of being skinny." which I thought was hilarious. |
Ha...one of my friends said this fully conscious.
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sippers
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
I fart in my sleep. I guess its pretty funny. I caught myself lettin one go before and I laughed. |
i don't
know how my girl still loves me after a night in bed w/me..
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XnMeX
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When I talk in my sleep, my gf also talks back to me... Then I start waking up a bit and get pissed off because I know she is doing it to fuck with
me.
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Discipline
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I've never gotten in trouble fer shit I've said while asleep, but I've heard some strange tales in the mornings stemming from my ramblings.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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it doesn't happen often, but when i get really stressed, i've been known to jump out of bed and start yelling and screaming in my sleep. crazy shit,
too. highlights from two different instances, about two years apart include...
- "Fire! There's a fire in the corner!!"
- "Get him! There he is, right there. I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker!!"
imagine being woken up by that shit in the middle of the night? it scares my wife, but by now she's knows what's going on, so she just tries to wake
me up and calm me down.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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