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best thing to happen to metal in a long time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgVllmChdRs&search=metal%20by...
just shut up and watch the damn thing
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XHonusWagnerX
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that was HYSTERICAL! I dont laugh much lately and that was literally LAUGH OUT LOUD funny!
Whats it from?? A skit from a show or something? Anyone know who else was in the band besides Scott Ian?
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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clevohardcore
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that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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clevohardcore
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that was ANTHRAX.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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defstarsteve
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http://www.myspace.com/brianposehn
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
that was ANTHRAX. |
Oh! I didnt recognize Charlie and who was playing bass? Thats not Frankie right?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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That shit is awesome.
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
that was ANTHRAX. |
Oh! I didnt recognize Charlie and who was playing bass? Thats not Frankie right? |
^^^ probably that newer guy that replaced him. I know they reunited but it might be that guy who was on the last studio record.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Screamo kids trying out their karate kicks, that stuff is GAYTARDED!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh Steve
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The whole huge breakdown is the best. SOOO true.
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DAK
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The guy playing bass is from Armored Saint, the drummer was in Testament and some other bands.
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featuring Scott Ian [ANTHRAX], Joey Vera [ARMORED SAINT], John Tempesta [WHITE ZOMBIE, THE CULT] with Brian himself on vocals
VERSE 1:
Theyve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
Its kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy
So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand
Were coming to the end of the first verse
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.
I know I just rhymed verse with verse
Thats because Im sooo METAL, bitch, wheres your fucking purse?
PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):
BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight
BREAKDOWN!!! Dont be scared, the chorus will make it all alright
CHORUS:
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
SECOND VERSE:
I have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!
This is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and Ill tell you the (gang) TRUTH!
Its four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!
Music really sucks now Posers and trendy (gang) FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, (gang) EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
Its metal by numbers, its not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarksonthey all can suck my PENIS!
PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):
BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight
BREAKDOWN!!! Dont be scared, the chorus will make it all alright
CHORUS:
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
MOSH PART:
(BUILD UP)
Here it comes! Cmon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Shit! I missed it!
(SPOKEN) This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!
Or dont. Its your call. Stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. Theyll punch you and they stink. And
look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican - he looks really pissed. I
wish everybody would put their shirts back on, its kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead breakOh, not yet. Here it comes here
it comes. GO!
SOLO (jon donais)
CHORUS:
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
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BDx13
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holy shit, this is so fucking great.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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I think the best part of this is that this dude really really loves metal... and it's such a dead on truth about metal right now.... so much of that
reminded me of Exodus.
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Discipline
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I read about this recently and was kinda curious to check it out. Fucking hysterical!
This is the gay part...
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
This is the gay part... |
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
This is the gay part... |
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look out for the screamo kids practicing their kung fu parts.dude you look gaytarded..i feel outta my chair holy shit fucking classic..
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clevohardcore
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too damn funny. So that drummer msut have been the drummer that played HELMETS last one then. I jsut assumed it was all ANTHRAX. My bad.
Anyway this is just great stuff.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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This is perfect. This dude is so great. Absolutely hilarious.
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thats great.
that dude is actually really funny in his stand up act too.
\"thank you very little\"
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i dig scott ian and among the living
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BDx13
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interview on lambgoat
http://lambgoat.com/features/interviews/brian_posehn.aspx
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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