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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 05:20 AM
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Ex-Lifetime (And Current Stripper) Hand Job

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Ok, this is by far the best fucking story of the week. I read about it yesterday in the newspaper, but today I got the kicker. Bear with me as I try and recount the details. There's this stripper at an all nude juice bar in Union, NJ, (girls at strip bars in NJ aren't allowed to show any tits or clam if liquor is served) who cops are looking for because they found a severed human hand in a jar of formaldehyde on the dresser in her bedroom. The initial reason police went to the house was to answer a call about a man who was threatening to kill himself. Well there was no man, just the hand and six human skulls investigators believe she bought online.

According to one person in the NJ Star Ledger, Linda Kay "got the hand from someone who worked at a medical examiner's office, while a former friend who stayed at the house earlier this year said Kay got the hand from a Hott 22 (strip club) customer who was a medical student and has since moved to California."

It's also been reported Kay named the hand "Freddy."

So just who the fuck is this Linda Kay character? Turns out she once played bass in the New Jersey punk band (and one of my favories) Lifetime. Cops are looking for her right now and her old man told The Star Ledger he thinks she may have run away.




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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 05:46 AM


GET WITH THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok thats fucking weird.




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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 08:22 AM


wow.... wonder what she looks like!



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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 01:21 PM


Too funny.



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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 09:26 PM


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[*] posted on 7-30-2006 at 07:00 AM


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Shes not bad looking




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[*] posted on 7-30-2006 at 02:22 PM


Story just gets weirder.



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[*] posted on 7-30-2006 at 05:15 PM


wasn't she originally brought in for desicration of human remains a few weeks ago when the found it? did she ditch her court appearance or something?
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