thedog
Posting Freak
Posts: 1572
Registered: 5-14-2004
Location: Jersey
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Mood: Deals Gone Bad
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joke
Lawyers should never ask a Southern Grandma a question
if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern Small-Town Prosecuting Attorney
called his first witness.
A Grandmotherly, Elderly Woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on
your Wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know the Defense Attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he
has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship
with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the
entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his Wife
with three different Women. One of them was your Wife.
Yes, I know him."
The Defense Attorney almost died.
The Judge asked both Counselors to approach the bench and,
in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you Idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you BOTH to the Electric Chair."
\"thank you very little\"
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BDx13
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nice.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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XHonusWagnerX
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Posts: 12509
Registered: 7-14-2005
Location: pawtucket
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Mood: hadDCore
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hahahah
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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GabeTexasGAMC
* GROWN *
Posts: 1828
Registered: 2-22-2004
Location: Texas
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Mood: Teenage Fanclub
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hahahahahhahahah!
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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