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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 07:45 PM
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the scene..........
im at work
2 30 something year old black chicks come in to get their first tattoo
here goes

chick one"is this gonna hurt"
me" everyone is different. i dunno about you. its more uncomfortable than anything"
chick 2 "have you guys ever tattooed black people before?"
me"huh?"
repeats question
me"no never"
them together"REALLY?!?!?!"
me"nope you two are the first black people we have ever tattooed. congrats"
them together"REALLY?!?!? well how do you know what to do with black people then?"
me" are you two retarded?! about 75% of the people we tattoo are black. what the fuck are youz talking about???"
them."oh"


this story is 100% true and pretty much word for word
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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 07:57 PM


ok.
im gonna add to this one Geoff
When I was like 19 or so I was always hanging around my friend's brother's tattoo shop. it was in a shitty neighborhood in southwest philly. he used to get crackheads, hookers and everyother kinda idiot coming in. tons of black people wanting the dumbest crap tattooed on them. one day dude decides to have a lil joke. he draws up a bunch of "afro centric flash". stuff like thug life, guns, pit bulls, brown sugar. you name a stupid stereotype, he covered it. he put it by the front door. this joke became permenant because these locals weree constantly wanting this shit tattooes on them foreal. if i had a nickel for every "north philly" in old english letters that got atattooed across someones abdomen in that place, i'd have my credit card paid off.....true story.
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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 08:32 PM


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ok.
im gonna add to this one Geoff
When I was like 19 or so I was always hanging around my friend's brother's tattoo shop. it was in a shitty neighborhood in southwest philly. he used to get crackheads, hookers and everyother kinda idiot coming in. tons of black people wanting the dumbest crap tattooed on them. one day dude decides to have a lil joke. he draws up a bunch of "afro centric flash". stuff like thug life, guns, pit bulls, brown sugar. you name a stupid stereotype, he covered it. he put it by the front door. this joke became permenant because these locals weree constantly wanting this shit tattooes on them foreal. if i had a nickel for every "north philly" in old english letters that got atattooed across someones abdomen in that place, i'd have my credit card paid off.....true story.




we have tons of that stuff in the shop and people get it tattooed all the time

indeed a true story




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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 08:35 PM


Awesome.



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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 09:07 PM


he took the fighting irish dude flash and hid it at one point
that and that panther thingy....
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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 09:30 PM


What shop do you work in Geoff? Is it right in Philly?
Did those 2 girls end up getting tattooed? What did they get?




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[*] posted on 8-16-2006 at 11:59 PM


i had a few friends that worked at south street tattoo back in the mid-90s, so i used to spend a lot of time there. craziest shit. like you two said, with the wantin' rediculous tattoos, to the shop chicks so high on smack they'd fall asleep talkin' to customers, to the crack head bazaar, it was amazing. i got my first laptop in 1995 from a crackhead for $50.




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[*] posted on 8-17-2006 at 02:47 AM


I work in Nof Philly. Holla back nigga! Nof Philly fo lyfe!



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