XnMeX
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Skitzo?
Another story from the job...
I was on a call with this woman. Was just like every other call, disputing her bill, was going to send in documentation proving she had other
insurance so she shouldn't have been billed for this insurance we are collecting for after getting the new insurance. I think the call was pretty
much over when it started to turn into an evening with Charles Manson...
Ok, the client I was collecting for was Progresive insurance. She stars making the change of sanity from this by saying "Progresive is a little
AGG-ressive in there collecting tactics." then she starts say "AGG, AGG. You know what else is AGG? Agent. They have agents everywhere at all
times... I don't have a nose like Clintons." So I said "You don't have a nose like Clintons?" back, trying to get my friends attention who looks
over with the classic "WTF?" look, I give him the Coo Coo sign with my hands. She goes on from there talking about stuff being implanted in her
unteres (sp?), the hospital putting things in her everytime she goes back, giving her a spinal tap and injecting her with mercury. Saying there are
marbles in the bottled water, the food, and everything and they keep loading her with marbles to weigh her down. I asked her if it was ALL bottled
waters and she said most of em, then I asked which ones were safe so I wouldn't drink the marbles and she said "I wish I knew!" BTW... During this
convo, from the spinal tap part, the woman was CRYING. I mean Legit CRYING, was not fake. She also taked about "they" kill all the elderly people in
front of her and all the pets are being killed by them in front of her and they show her where they are burried. Sometime during the convo she also
talked of an X ray box placed in her house on an antena so they can constant x ray and poison her. I can't remember what else was said but it was
seriously a 20 minute conversation. Fucked up...
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Voodoobillyman
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Location: Eastern Seaboard of the United States
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Mood: my daughters beautiful curiousity
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Either this is tragically sad and funny at the same time, or she is REALLY good and took you for a ride, which dosent sound so bad considering the
break up of an otherwise monotonous day.
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XnMeX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Either this is tragically sad and funny at the same time, or she is REALLY good and took you for a ride, which dosent sound so bad considering the
break up of an otherwise monotonous day. |
Exactly, either way it was interesting. Disturbed me a bit. Which is hard to do...
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SHAKO KEN
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Registered: 6-2-2005
Location: lowlands
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Mood: cynic
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XnMeX
I don't have a nose like Clintons." So I said "You don't have a nose like Clintons?" back |
oh man this had me laughing
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BDx13
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waa-waa-waa... pay your bill!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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