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Harry Potter Jerks Off
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2006/10/13/harry-potter-jerks-off/
Daniel Radcliffe, star of the ?Harry Potter? movies, will be jerking off in the nude on theater stage next year, according to the Daily Mail. Where
can you sign up, you ask? Right here:
"Sixty people from the audience will actually be seated on stage when the Harry Potter star, in his role as the troubled groomsman Alan Strang in
Peter Shaffer?s celebrated play Equus, simulates a sex act while naked and astride a horse. The play, which also stars Richard Griffiths, will be
performed in the round for 16 weeks at the Gielgud Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue, with previews starting on February 16 and an official opening night
planned for February 27."
I think I?ll have a whole new spin on Harry Potter after seeing him spank it in the buff. Because I?m so going. Any chance to see a naked guy
?punching the clown,? you know. I?ve already got some clever Latin-based spells to yell when he starts feigning masturbation, like ?Engorgio
floggatio? or ?Expelliarimus semenus.? Funny stuff. Us Muggles are pretty good at the jerk-off jokes.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
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Creepy
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Art. ....i guess.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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XHonusWagnerX
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I saw an ad for a porn called "Harry Pooter & the Chamber of Secretions"
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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beaner
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
I saw an ad for a porn called "Harry Pooter & the Chamber of Secretions" |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
thats funny!!!
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clevohardcore
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The Harry Potter thing is funny.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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You know he's gotta' do someting "artistic" and soon. Where's Erkil?
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Six66Mike
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Something else Potter related I thought was hilarious:
No idea when/what paper its from.
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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