The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin

If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.

Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.

\"thank you very little\"

Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.

‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’