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a little life lesson for all you kids...
don't try to make coffee without the filter.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Kid Ugly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
By the way, do you have these things in the U.S. - caffettieras - they're an Italian invention...
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Yes, my mother has one of those.
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JawnDiablo
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haha i did that once duane.
it was a very hungover morning.
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clevohardcore
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hahhha
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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upyerbum
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Never get drunk and cook.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Dave
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truer words have never been spoken...
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
don't try to make coffee without the filter. |
HAHAHA
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Never get drunk and cook. |
I did this and burned myself on the oven. Never tried the no coffee filter thing though. That must've been a mess.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
Never get drunk and cook. |
I learned that the hard way a few times.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DeathByForce
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I think I fell asleep cooking chicken fingers.
\"rap isn\'t music\" - mozart
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brooklyn
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board entry of the year!!!
T.C.O.B.
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DeathByForce
I think I fell asleep cooking chicken fingers. |
i definitely fell asleep eating a chicken sandwhich one time. it was about five in the morning, and i was d-runk after an evening out with my
squatter friends in manhattan. i remember buying the sandwhich, and i remember eating part the sandwhich, but as will happen, i decided to take a
little break and close my eyes, and THAT was the end of round one. the beauty of this story is that after napping for a few hours, i woke up with a
dull headache, and half of a beautiful chicken sandwhich still in my hand. thus began round two!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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JawnDiablo
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i woke up with half a mcdonalds cheeseburger under my pillow and an empty bag beside me...
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
| Quote: | Originally posted by DeathByForce
I think I fell asleep cooking chicken fingers. |
i definitely fell asleep eating a chicken sandwhich one time. it was about five in the morning, and i was d-runk after an evening out with my
squatter friends in manhattan. i remember buying the sandwhich, and i remember eating part the sandwhich, but as will happen, i decided to take a
little break and close my eyes, and THAT was the end of round one. the beauty of this story is that after napping for a few hours, i woke up with a
dull headache, and half of a beautiful chicken sandwhich still in my hand. thus began round two! |
were you at least at home when you were eating the sandwich?
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i woke up with half a mcdonalds cheeseburger under my pillow and an empty bag beside me... |
Best thing i've read today!
That is all.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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BDx13
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yeah, i woke up sprawled across my bed at home, sandwhich in hand.
i wasn't blackedout-drunk, just exhausted-drunk.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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newbreedbrian
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i woke up once with all my clothes on, including my boots of course, crushing hangover and mysteriously a whole apple pie with a fork stuck in it
sitting beside me on the bed. where i got the pie i have no idea, but it probably required some effort.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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Dave
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Classic!
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moron
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Im famous for getting up in the middle of the night and getting a snack. Sometimes I bring it to the bed to finish. Bad news. One night I got a few
Devils Food Cookies (chocolate, marshmellow, cookie combo) and brought them to my bed. I fell asleep before I finished all of them and during course
of the night dropped one in my bed and rolled over on it. When I woke up in the morning I was stuck to the sheets. The marshmellow had gotten all
warm and sticky. Took forever to clean up.
Not as funny a story as some of the others here though, and no alcohol was involved.
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JawnDiablo
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i had a fried who peed on the bed while asleep with his girlfriend when he was very drunk. she got pissed off...haha
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Dave
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the worst is going Grocery shopping while drunk......think about it.......
wake up the next day wondering what the hell you were thinking.........let's just say not the best food choices ever...
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newbreedbrian
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or convenience store shopping. I woke up quite a few times with mystery bags by my bed. After a christmas party night woke up with a bag with a
hustler, trucker sub, 2 litre coke, and pep and cheese. Receipt was around 5:30AM. No recollection of the event, but a really drunk guy in a suit
making said purchases was probably pretty humourous for the guy working. done the grocery store shopping before as well. Hmm, let me see....spent $70
on groceries, let's see what i bought hahaha.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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Discipline
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All I will say is you should never be cooking with hot oil while naked and drunk.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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upyerbum
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Naked+Drunk+Bacon=Bad
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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