GabeTexasGAMC
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You know youre a fat dude...
Were sitting and drinking when we started talking about food... and it always happens so i figured that you know youre a fat guy when...
A. You love to watch the food channel.
B. When you give direction somewhere, you always give Resturants as landmarks. "Turn right at thr mcdonalds, and go two blocks till you see the taco
place and take a right"
C. you tie your laces to the inside of your shoes.
Fat fucks.
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LilOz
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I like food, beer and vuluptuous chicks!
Plus I see myself in a mirror!
I don't do any of the things on the list though.
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BDx13
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yeah, i got all that stuff.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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ENDERA.x
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| Quote: | Originally posted by GabeTexasGAMC
B. When you give direction somewhere, you always give Resturants as landmarks. "Turn right at thr mcdonalds, and go two blocks till you see the taco
place and take a right"
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That shit made me laugh
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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fattness sucks.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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ENDERA.x
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well im skinny.. and it sucks ass...
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crazyfists28
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im almost 6 ft. and about 150lbs so nobody wants to hear me say that i cant put on weight when their all trying to lose it, its a curse though, i
drink beer like a camel in the desert and still cant put much on, please help me any fatties!! just kidding
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BDx13
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man i wish i could. i'm 6'4" and usually average about 250, but the past year has been a rather sedentary one for me, so i'm up to about 275; my all
time high. sucks. my knees are starting to hurt!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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ENDERA.x
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i way 140, im like 5'8 and im definetly not a big strong dude... hahah thats what sucks, i cant push people around..
well, this is why i am great for kicking people atan martial arts standard. strong legs w00t!
i hate seein my toughguy friends with arms that are like... my fuckin calf muscle and a bit even... JESUS!
sometimes people ask me if i think im a toughguy because its what I rep the most... haha that always gives me a little laugh
but i dont say no and i certainly dont say yes
its "a real tough guy, i think, doesnt think hes a tough guy"
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LilOz
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5'10"
230 - 240
I am a fat fuck but it carry it well
The unfortunate thing is I am working out a bit but all the weight/fat I am losing is from my legs.
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moron
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Im 4' 6" 350 lbs. I think I carry it well though.
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ENDERA.x
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i dont have enough fat on my arms to work out with... im kinda screwed, i buillt up my whole upperbody except my arms.. lol looks funny but im workin
on it
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jason kills
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6ft 200lbs
pretty run-of-the-mill. my intimidation factor is the massive amounts of sketchy-placed tattoos...hahha. i mean, fuck, who wants to fuck with a dude
with tattoos on his face?
all gods are golden calves
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newbreedbrian
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6"2ish, 174 (mostly in the crotch  ). i work out quite a bit and keep pretty
lean
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
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Skinny guys suck! Fucking a pile of bones is no fun.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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Registered: 2-22-2004
Location: Texas
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
Skinny guys suck! Fucking a pile of bones is no fun. |
MY GIRL....
and this is why we want to hit up the east coast this summer dudes.
Hot chicks looooove the fat dudes.
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