CR83
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Rate My Corpse Paint!
Holy Shit!
http://www.ratemycorpsepaint.com/rate/index2.php
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Discipline
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Losers.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Voodoobillyman
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Thats kooky
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Losers. |
some of these people aren't even trying.
reminds me of this kid I saw at a Cradle of Filth show at Tramps in NYC back in like 99... i was hyper, i mean drunk, cause all the ghouls were
cracking me up. Anyway, this one dude wearing makeup like he's the crow is all slouched over the little half wall next to the soundboard, so i
grabbed him by the shoulders and started verbally berating him... "WHAT. IS. YOUR. PROBLEM. SON?! There is no slouching! The Crow would not slouch!
Look alive! I mean, dead!!" Meek little fella had no idea what to do.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Muttley
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Proof that there is a website for everything.
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tireironsaint
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Ha! I clicked on this one because of the name, go look up poopipepirate
Veritas odium parit
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Discipline
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Dude, that was just mean.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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tireironsaint
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You can't tell me that wasn't funny.
Plus, she looks just like Belinda!
OK, saying THAT was kinda mean.
Veritas odium parit
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Six66Mike
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Wow I didn't se any decent attempts here, and waaaaaay too many douchebags trying to go for the Darkthrone album cover of the year award.
I found better doing a Google images search.
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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XHonusWagnerX
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Thats a pretty funny site... I had a picture of me in corpse paint from awhile ago, but i cant find it now. 
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
check out my post contributions at www.VinylNoize.com
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necrobutcher
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I don't get it. Even when I was more into metal the thought of painting my face up like fucking Mayhem and trying to be evil seemed kind of stupid.
Vaguely reminiscent of hardcore dudes trying to out tuff each other.
Did anyone ever listen to Impaled Northern Moonforest? Seth Putnam and someone else from Anal Cunt put it together to make fun of Norwegian Black
Metal. Never heard it but check out the song titles.
SIDE 1 (DEMO #1): 1. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH / 2. FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING
SATHANIS / 3. GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN / 4.
BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT / 5. NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL
BLASPHEMY / 6. TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT / SIDE 2 (DEMO #2): 1. MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY
INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS / 2. AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE
NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH / 3. LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
/ 4. AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF / 5. SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN
WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH / 6. ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS
INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE / 7. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR
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CR83
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| Quote: | Originally posted by necrobutcher
I don't get it. Even when I was more into metal the thought of painting my face up like fucking Mayhem and trying to be evil seemed kind of stupid.
Vaguely reminiscent of hardcore dudes trying to out tuff each other.
Did anyone ever listen to Impaled Northern Moonforest? Seth Putnam and someone else from Anal Cunt put it together to make fun of Norwegian Black
Metal. Never heard it but check out the song titles.
SIDE 1 (DEMO #1): 1. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH / 2. FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING
SATHANIS / 3. GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN / 4.
BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT / 5. NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL
BLASPHEMY / 6. TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT / SIDE 2 (DEMO #2): 1. MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY
INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS / 2. AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE
NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH / 3. LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
/ 4. AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF / 5. SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN
WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH / 6. ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS
INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE / 7. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR |
Holy shit that is funny.
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Voodoobillyman
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| Quote: | Originally posted by necrobutcher
I don't get it. Even when I was more into metal the thought of painting my face up like fucking Mayhem and trying to be evil seemed kind of stupid.
Vaguely reminiscent of hardcore dudes trying to out tuff each other.
Did anyone ever listen to Impaled Northern Moonforest? Seth Putnam and someone else from Anal Cunt put it together to make fun of Norwegian Black
Metal. Never heard it but check out the song titles.
SIDE 1 (DEMO #1): 1. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH / 2. FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING
SATHANIS / 3. GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN / 4.
BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT / 5. NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL
BLASPHEMY / 6. TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT / SIDE 2 (DEMO #2): 1. MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY
INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS / 2. AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE
NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH / 3. LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
/ 4. AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF / 5. SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN
WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH / 6. ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS
INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE / 7. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR |
I own that shit bro! It's a fuckin riot! By the by I think AC is playing here real soon.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
You can't tell me that wasn't funny.
Plus, she looks just like Belinda!
OK, saying THAT was kinda mean. |
Ooooooooooooooooh, thems fighting words!
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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necrobutcher
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
| Quote: | Originally posted by necrobutcher
I don't get it. Even when I was more into metal the thought of painting my face up like fucking Mayhem and trying to be evil seemed kind of stupid.
Vaguely reminiscent of hardcore dudes trying to out tuff each other.
Did anyone ever listen to Impaled Northern Moonforest? Seth Putnam and someone else from Anal Cunt put it together to make fun of Norwegian Black
Metal. Never heard it but check out the song titles.
SIDE 1 (DEMO #1): 1. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH / 2. FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING
SATHANIS / 3. GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN / 4.
BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT / 5. NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL
BLASPHEMY / 6. TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT / SIDE 2 (DEMO #2): 1. MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY
INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS / 2. AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE
NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH / 3. LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
/ 4. AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF / 5. SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN
WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH / 6. ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS
INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE / 7. GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR |
I own that shit bro! It's a fuckin riot! By the by I think AC is playing here real soon. |
If you go to see them, don't be surprised if they show up and then split. I went to see them near me and from what I have gathered, they showed up,
got paid and then took off. Seems strangely fitting for Anal Cunt.
At least I got to see them in Phila. last St. Patrick's Day. Putnam punked out some kid for wearing a Confederate Flag bandanna and then asked how it
felt to be bitched out by a guy who just got out of a coma.
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