Discipline
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Some non-PC humour
Pakistan Earthquake
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan .
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
The United States are sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending agricultural aid.
The European community is sending food and money.
The Canadians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless Canada 's generosity.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DAK
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Ha.
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JawnDiablo
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gu gu gu gu (in popeyes voice)
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
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We could do it too, without even noticing the difference.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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upyerbum
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OH, CANADA!
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and
tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he
could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the
radio (MADE IN MALAYSIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying CANADIAN JOB. At the end of yet another
discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his
sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN
FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why
he can't find a good paying job in CANADA.
(plus most of us shop at Wal-Mart where nothing is made in CANADA)
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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