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favorite simpsons quotes
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the
bowl?
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but maaaan heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Creepy looking old guy in a bazaar in a Halloween special: The frogurt is also cursed.
I also like the episode with the M&M and Mars Chocobot Hour where the sign to the chocobots' lair says "Fortress of Chocolatude"
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Also...
Homer: You stole our best names like Bruce and Julian and Lance. It's just...
Gay toy store owner played by John Waters: Queer?
Homer: And that's another thing, you can't say that word, that's our world for making fun of you!
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MnnnnnnBEEERRRRRRRR!!!!
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"Can't talk now, eating."
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Moe: You know what I blame this on the downfall of? Society!
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Homer: Apu, give me some of that imported beer Skittlebrau, the one with the candy floating around in the beer.
Apu: I'm sorry, sir, but no such thing exists. You must have dreamed it.
Homer: Well then, just get me a six-pack of Duff and some Skittles.
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Mr. Burns: I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation to him (Richard Nixon)?
Smithers: I don't think so, sir, they write and pronounce their names differently.
(Sorry, it's playing in the background.)
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Mr. Burns: Smithers. use the amnesia ray.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr Burns: Fill it up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tires post-haste.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those were the Ramones.
Burns: I said have the Rolling Stones killed.
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You'll have to talk louder I'm only wearing a towel.
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That's a paddlin.
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Paddlin' a raft... that's a paddlin'.
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You know, recently I liked it when they did that Halloween special with the War of the World bit and the whole city went apeshit because of it...
"Big Band Stu says twenty-three ska-doo."
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I can't do this, there are way too many.
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"you know you go through life, you try to be nice to people. you try to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face. and for what?"
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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Auditions to play Burns in his movie:
Bumblebee Man: Excellente!
Homer: Exactly...
Reineir Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man: Up and at them.
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"UP and At them"
^^^^^ HAHAHA. I love that episode.
"AAAAAHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!! Deeez GLASSES DO NOTHING."
-Radioactive man
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Hahahaha YES!
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Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Dudes, http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com
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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'
Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his
neon claws!
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Joey runs out of the bar sobbing
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
Ralph: I bent my wookie
Moe: Garage?!? Well laa dee daa mister French man!
Homer: What do you call it?
Moe: A car hole.
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it
was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy
boxing and such and such.
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I am really really really bored.
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Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.
Homer: "You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity"
Carl: This candy is subpar. Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress
people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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tonight
Marge "revenge never solved anything"
Homer: "then why is America in Iraq?"
the dedication to the charachters that died in starwars was pretty funny....
family guy also had a funny star wars spoof
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"Save me Jebus!"
"Ummm... sacreliscious."
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
tonight
Marge "revenge never solved anything"
Homer: "then why is America in Iraq?"
the dedication to the charachters that died in starwars was pretty funny....
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That was a good episode tonight. "Poison Lenny". 
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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This thread is awesome. Check out this site. VERY good
http://www.snpp.com/
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