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[*] posted on 4-2-2007 at 10:50 AM


I missed this sundays show but I did get to seee FAMILY GUY. The new FAMILY GUY was awsome as usual.



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[*] posted on 4-2-2007 at 08:14 PM


God has no place in this school like facts have no place in organized religion.
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[*] posted on 4-2-2007 at 11:41 PM


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Originally posted by morgan
"Save me Jebus!"

"Ummm... sacreliscious."


I'd like to preface that with what Homer said directly before that... "I don't even believe in Jebus!"

Also, earlier in that episode as he's being chased by all things PBS as he's being driven away by Lovejoy Elmo says "Elmo knows where you live."




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[*] posted on 4-3-2007 at 12:48 PM


In the same episode.

"I may not know much about God, but we sure did build a nice cage for him."




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[*] posted on 4-3-2007 at 07:19 PM


That's one of the greatest Simpsons episodes ever.



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[*] posted on 4-3-2007 at 11:31 PM


i gotta get out of here, i got a hot date.....a date........dinner with friends........dinner alone......ok i'm going home to ogle the girls in the victoria secret catalog.......sears catalog.



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[*] posted on 4-4-2007 at 11:31 AM


(trying to think up a name for their motorcycle gang)

Flanders: I was thinking of something a tad less sacreligious.
Moe: How about "The Christ Punchers"?

(Homer before launching homemade rocket)

"We are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God".




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